Adventures in Babysitting: The Catch-All Anti-SJW Thread

[BurtReynolds]

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[Jorge]

I'm gonna put you on blast on Twitter!!!

Scurry Creator Caught Using Neo-Nazi Salutes on Pearl Jam Fansite

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[washing machine]

Those suits on the left really knew how to protest in style.

[Dev]

#freepewdiepie

[ABNorman]

The best bit about Burt's posts is that I entirely imagine them read by the actual Burt Reynolds and imagine him hunched over his ancient computer somewhere on his property, wearing a dressing gown and sipping fine wine.

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[ABNorman]

http://www.nationalreview.com/article/390425/students-transgender-woman-cant-be-diversity-officer-because-shes-white-man-now

Students: Transgender Woman Can’t Be Diversity Officer Because She’s a White Man Now

At least keep these to, like, the last year if this thread is going to be in News & Debate.

[BurtReynolds]

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[ABNorman]

http://www.nationalreview.com/article/390425/students-transgender-woman-cant-be-diversity-officer-because-shes-white-man-now

Students: Transgender Woman Can’t Be Diversity Officer Because She’s a White Man Now

At least keep these to, like, the last year if this thread is going to be in News & Debate.

It's a new thread. I have a backlog to get through.

It can be a difficult job, nursing a thread to maturity.

[PHATJ]

I didn't know where to put this, but this seems as good a spot as any.

This dude believes he's a genderless alien.

"When people ask me how I'd label myself, I tell them an 'extra-terrestrial, hot mess, self-obsessed.' It's becoming my slogan."

http://www.dailywire.com/news/14152/gen ... stigiacomo

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[PHATJ]

[Self]

I'm glad you removed the convicted murderer part, PhatJ.

Also, the tweets that your meme is talking about don't purport the idea of "Sharia Law" you're thinking of.

Islamophobic memes are catchy, though. Good day, sir.

[digster]

That was a pretty solid ninja edit. It's a good thing he got rid of that, cause if he'd said that it would have given be the surely mistaken impression that he gets all his information from sites that view the Daily Caller as the paper of record.

[PHATJ]

I'm glad you removed the convicted murderer part, PhatJ.

Also, the tweets that your meme is talking about don't purport the idea of "Sharia Law" you're thinking of.

Islamophobic memes are catchy, though. Good day, sir.

According to Sharia law:

• Theft is punishable by amputation of the right hand.
• Criticizing or denying any part of the Quran is punishable by death.
• Criticizing Muhammad or denying that he is a prophet is punishable by death.
• Criticizing or denying Allah is punishable by death (see Allah moon god).
• A Muslim who becomes a non-Muslim is punishable by death (compulsion in religion).
• A non-Muslim who leads a Muslim away from Islam is punishable by death.
• A non-Muslim man who marries a Muslim woman is punishable by death.
• A man can marry an infant girl and consummate the marriage when she is 9 years old.
• Girls' clitoris should be cut (Muhammad's words, Book 41, Kitab Al-Adab, Hadith 5251).
• A woman can have 1 husband, who can have up to 4 wives; Muhammad can have more.
• A man can beat his wife for insubordination (see Religion of Peace).
• A man can unilaterally divorce his wife; a woman needs her husband's consent to divorce.
• A divorced wife loses custody of all children over 6 years of age or when they exceed it.
• Testimonies of four male witnesses are required to prove rape against a woman.
• A woman who has been raped cannot testify in court against her rapist(s).
• A woman's testimony in court, allowed in property cases, carries ½ the weight of a man's.
• A female heir inherits half of what a male heir inherits (see Errors in Quran).
• A woman cannot drive a car, as it leads to fitnah (upheaval).
• A woman cannot speak alone to a man who is not her husband or relative.
• Meat to eat must come from animals that have been sacrificed to Allah - i.e., be "Halal".
• Muslims should engage in Taqiyya and lie to non-Muslims to advance Islam.

[Self]

There are examples of the same things in the "Christian" bible, PhatJ. They're enforced by people like the Westboro Baptist Church who are extremists. Don't you like the word extremist?