Not worthy of a thread News

[BurtReynolds]

Drugs for sex? Sounds like a fair exchange of goods to me.

[Wendy Carlos's Twin]

Having been chosen at random for removal, I'm sure this guy's criminal history is entirely relevant to what happened on that plane.

[LoathedVermin72]

It makes me really uncomfortable that all this information is being published. It seems like the guy, and everyone involved in the criminal situation, is being punished for a shitty thing that happened to him.

[dimejinky99]

[McParadigm]

is this burt

[BurtReynolds]

Please don't assume my species.

I identify as a genderqueer Nazi unicorn that drives a mazda hatchback.

[McParadigm]

Please don't assume my species.

I identify as a genderqueer Nazi unicorn that drives a mazda hatchback.

Together we will rule the galaxy as father and son

[Bi_3]

Please don't assume my species.

I identify as a genderqueer Nazi unicorn that drives a mazda hatchback.

Together we will rule the galaxy as father and son

Behind the wheel of your millennia falcon.

[Self]

Man, if you had just put Millennial in there, that woulda been some good stuff. Missed opportunity.

[Bi_3]

Man, if you had just put Millennial in there, that woulda been some good stuff. Missed opportunity.

Went with the Mazda dad car joke. Ill work on it since yours was better.

[washing machine]

The Mazda angle was pretty good, though a little obscure for most audiences. That's the only thing saving self from the near-embarrassing oversight in that post series.

[BurtReynolds]

I assumed he meant millennial but auto corrected to millennia.

[washing machine]

Hence the "obscure for most audiences." Myself included, btw. I had to google Mazda Millenia to make sure that was indeed the joke. It's actually a pretty good joke, when explained.

[LoathedVermin72]

why must you suck the life out of every thread you encounter

[washing machine]

Considering that being stuck between an LV and Burt internet sandwich is pretty much the last place on RM I'd ever want to be, I'll take the cue and exit this most esteemed of threads.

Good day, sirs.

[BurtReynolds]

Does this mean we have to regime change Turkey now?

[BurtReynolds]

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/tru ... b02b09b86d

Prosecutors dismiss more than 19,000 drug cases in wake of Mass. lab chemist’s misconduct

[simple schoolboy]

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/true-crime/wp/2017/04/18/prosecutors-dismiss-more-than-19000-drug-cases-in-wake-of-mass-lab-chemists-misconduct/?utm_term=.9fb02b09b86d

Prosecutors dismiss more than 19,000 drug cases in wake of Mass. lab chemist’s misconduct

This case has been going on for a while, I just assumed it had already been decided.

Any chance she's just a super dedicated Anarchist trying to destroy drug prohibition?

[BurtReynolds]

http://www.fox29.com/news/249366997-story
Must be a BLM goose

[Bi_3]

Cheslea Clinton is a genius.

"I wrote a letter to President Reagan when I was five to voice my opposition to his visit to the Bitburg cemetery in Germany, because Nazis were buried there. I didn’t think an American president should honor a group of soldiers that included Nazis. President Reagan still went, but at least I had tried in my own small way."


Sounds legit.