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I would have gone with the picture of McNulty confirming the physics.
I love that the series includes 4-5 montages of Jimmy working out physics.
I'm counting:

1. The famous "fuck fuck fuck" scene
2. Calculating tides and wave patterns, plus the amount of air in the shipping container
3. Investigating the prison library
4. The time he crashed his car while fucked up and then got out to figure out how it happened
5. Trying to put together IKEA while drunk

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procedurals gonna procedure
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Mike Pouncey is a piece of shit:

To my friend my brother! Through thick and thin right or wrong we never left each other's side. Today my heart hurts as I got the worse news I could have imagined. It was just a day ago we shared our last convo. I will forever miss you and love you bro. we will meet again rest easy!
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One of Mike pounceys body parts hurt?? No way..
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i dont know if i can say pouncey is a piece of shit for saying how much he is hurting that his friend killed himself. if your best friend turned out to be a killer and then died would you really have no emotion that someone you knew and loved like a brother was no longer alive no matter the circumstances?

now, saying he is a piece of shit for supporting him and saying he is innocent and all that other garbage, sure
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If it was his mom saying that, sure. But Pouncey has likely been complicit or at least aware of what an absolute monster AH is/was since he has known him. You can't choose family but you can choose your piece of shit friends if you also happen to be a piece of shit.
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are you saying all your bros are judgmental pricks, verb?
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spike wrote:are you saying all your bros are judgmental pricks, verb?
So this is going to turn into a verb is an asshole thing? Great.
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Here's the hottest of hot takes I saw on FB:
John 3:16 says, “For God so loved the world that He gave His one and only Son, that whoever believes in Him shall not perish but have eternal life.”

My son asked me today "mama do you think that man went to heaven?"

And I said "son, if he asked Jesus for forgiveness I'm sure he did"

He replied "but he KILLED people"

And I said "I know he did buddy, but no sin is greater than any other sin. Sin is sin, and Jesus gave his perfect life for our imperfect lives. He has already paid the price for us, all we have to do is ask God for forgiveness. That doesn't mean everyone should go around murdering, there's a heavy soul and a price to pay when you take someone's life, and I'm sure that Aaron had to live with that guilt which is why he did what he did. But if he asked for forgiveness I know for sure God gave it to him"

And FYI for anyone who is going to say anything about this in a negative way - my bother was shot and killed I know what it's like to be someone who loved someone who was murdered, will I ever truly forgive the man who killed him? No. But that's not up to me ... it's up to the Lord. I don't hate the man, hatred only hurts myself... but I know if he ever asked for forgiveness from our Lord (TRUE forgiveness) he would get it just the same as myself asking for forgiveness for my sin as well.
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verb_to_trust wrote:
spike wrote:are you saying all your bros are judgmental pricks, verb?
So this is going to turn into a verb is an asshole thing? Great.

i just assumed it was the natural way things turn into and then get surprised when you turn into a nice guy, kind of thing

i am saying that everyone has a friend you dont believe has made the best decisions in life and have borderlined as a crime (maybe not to the extent of AH) but it is still ok to mourn their loss and remember the good about them. that doesnt make you a piece of shit, it makes you a person who lost someone you cared about
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Fuck Mike Pouncey.
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verb_to_trust wrote:
spike wrote:are you saying all your bros are judgmental pricks, verb?
So this is going to turn into a verb is an asshole thing? Great.
just following your logic, guy
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I thinks it's pretty obvious Pouncey is a terrible person
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heh
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A-Aron's brain is heading to BU to be looked at by the world's leading CTE study. I have to imagine they'll find evidence of brain degeneration because they've found it in nearly every professional football player that they've looked at, but I doubt that (and hope not) it'll change the narrative to "He killed people because of football."
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His weird hairline might have offered him some protection against that.
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verb_to_trust wrote:His weird hairline might have offered him some protection against that.
I'm glad I'm not the only one to notice it
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doesn't look like ESPN is picking this story up, unless I missed it...

http://www.newsweek.com/aaron-hernandez ... ice-587879
That’s just one of many mysteries Hernandez, known for never shedding the gang connections he made growing up, left behind. He was convicted in April 2015 for shooting and killing his friend, Odin Lloyd, seemingly without motive. But interviews with multiple law enforcement officials directly involved in the case say Lloyd—a semipro football player who was dating Hernandez’s fiance’s sister at the time—had information the football star did not want out: that he was bisexual.

Motivation to Murder?

One of the notes left by Hernandez was to his prison boyfriend, who is now on 24/7 suicide watch, multiple law enforcement sources confirm. Hernandez’s sexuality would, of course, not be relevant save for the fact that an intimate relationship he allegedly had with a male former high school classmate was at the center of the investigation into Lloyd’s murder.


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Everyone's​ gay once in a while.
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