The Cinematic Motion Picture News Thread

[epilogue]

A...Rampage....film? I don't care how much charisma the man has, that's going to be a tough sell.

DID YOU NOT READ THAT DESCRIPTION?

[bune]

Yeah, it sounds interesting but on the other hand it could never happen. I mean, look at his involvement in the Big Trouble remake.

[E.H. Ruddock]

The Rock shares plot details from his forthcoming Rampage film (based on the arcade game):

I head up an anti poaching unit out of Rwanda. My best friend is a rare albino gorilla named, George. Very bad people infect George, an alligator and a wolf with a serum. All three animals grow at an unprecedented rate. Their size, speed, agility and violent aggression is off the charts. They go on a deadly rampage and want to destroy the world. George not happy. Me not happy. When animals like you, they lick you. When they don't like you, they kill you. I will hunt down the bad people who did this to my best friend. And when I find them, I will not lick them.

This might be the single greatest plot synopsis I've ever seen.

That's the greatest thing ever

[epilogue]

The Rock shares plot details from his forthcoming Rampage film (based on the arcade game):

I head up an anti poaching unit out of Rwanda. My best friend is a rare albino gorilla named, George. Very bad people infect George, an alligator and a wolf with a serum. All three animals grow at an unprecedented rate. Their size, speed, agility and violent aggression is off the charts. They go on a deadly rampage and want to destroy the world. George not happy. Me not happy. When animals like you, they lick you. When they don't like you, they kill you. I will hunt down the bad people who did this to my best friend. And when I find them, I will not lick them.

This might be the single greatest plot synopsis I've ever seen.

That's the greatest thing ever

God, I want to lick you right now.

[bune]

Looks good, especially the one-armed guy.

[tragabigzanda]

Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.

[Jorge]

Is it Edge of 2morrow?

[Jorge]

I guess I could just click the link, huh

[Jorge]

Wow I like my title way better!!!

[tragabigzanda]

Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.

[tragabigzanda]

Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.

[LetMeSleep]

Both are terrible.

[LoathedVermin72]

I can't believe they're making a sequel

[E.H. Ruddock]

Ugh. That was a good movie that doesn't require a sequel

[bune]

Nah, totally take the fight to the bugs. So Starship Troopers but minus the shower scene and social commentary.

[bada]

A “Hellboy” Film Reboot Announced

Mike Mignola, creator of the beloved “Hellboy” comics, has confirmed a third film adaptation of the property is in the works.

Posting on Facebook this afternoon, Mignola says “There IS going to be another Hellboy Movie”. It will be a reboot, R-rated and will be directed by Neil Marshall (“The Descent,” “Game of Thrones”).

He also says that “Stranger Things” alum David Harbour will play Hellboy. Those are the only details so far, but he says “More news to come soon.”

[LoathedVermin72]

Terrible fucking news

[bada]

Yeah I wanted another go around with Perlman and CO.

[BurtReynolds]

Yeah I wanted another go around with Perlman and CO.

I'm kinda over that one, to be honest.

If they can make one that captures the tone and look of the comic, I'm all for it.

Smaller budget. Darker. Fuckin' bleak... But funny! Hundred million dollar idea!

[LoathedVermin72]

Neil Marshall is a hack, though