Thanks, Obama!Rangi Guy wrote:Some I guessdurdencommatyler wrote:My understanding is that if you watch all of the promos you've pretty much had it spoiled for you.Rangi Guy wrote:Guess I won't spoiler the shit out of this thing then
Alien: Covenant is better than Soundgarden
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Trump already told the Russians the ending.durdencommatyler wrote:Thanks, Obama!
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In Argentina in two days.Rangi Guy wrote:Has this this not been released over there yet?
Im planning to go maybe early to see it.
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B wrote:Trump already told the Russians the ending.durdencommatyler wrote:Thanks, Obama!
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lv, do a pod. chud would make a great guest.durdencommatyler wrote:I mean, I'm not telling you what to do. But I'd totes read your in-depth review/thoughts/breakdown of that film. Just saying.LoathedVermin72 wrote:I have notdurdencommatyler wrote:Have you ever written about it? Or done a pod about it?LoathedVermin72 wrote:Oh yeah. It's one of my top 10 favorite movies. The best pacing and atmosphere...ever? Maybe ever.Rangi Guy wrote:Mostly Aliens is the best in the series..........mostly!
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Probably the dumbest crew of any of the previous movies in the franchise. At one point the audience laughed like it was a comedy at an incredibly stupid decision one of them made.
The alien clearly seemed to be trolling during one of the kills towards the end and that got a few chuckles out of the audience as well.
The alien clearly seemed to be trolling during one of the kills towards the end and that got a few chuckles out of the audience as well.
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The entire series is built around people making the dumbest decisions they possibly couldverb_to_trust wrote:Probably the dumbest crew of any of the previous movies in the franchise. At one point the audience laughed like it was a comedy at an incredibly stupid decision one of them made.
The alien clearly seemed to be trolling during one of the kills towards the end and that got a few chuckles out of the audience as well.
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::looks directly into obvious egg-like thing::Rangi Guy wrote:The entire series is built around people making the dumbest decisions they possibly couldverb_to_trust wrote:Probably the dumbest crew of any of the previous movies in the franchise. At one point the audience laughed like it was a comedy at an incredibly stupid decision one of them made.
The alien clearly seemed to be trolling during one of the kills towards the end and that got a few chuckles out of the audience as well.
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Saw it yesterday...i have a feeling people that hated Prometheus will hate this one too. It looks awesome, its fuckin dark as fuck, and even when it seems a little ny the numbers with a lot of things, i loved it.
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Hahahaha holy shit why is no one talking about how absolutely batshit this movie is
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Cause I didn't think anyone else had seen it
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Where should we even start?LoathedVermin72 wrote:Hahahaha holy shit why is no one talking about how absolutely batshit this movie is
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When Fassbender asked 'who created you?' at the beginning some guy in the theater yelled out 'JESUS CHRIST!!'. It kind of summed up the night really.
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I really enjoyed this movie. It's dumb like Prometheus, but the whole thing is amped up to 11. It's just balls-to-the-wall insanity from beginning to end. Gory as hell, thematically absurd, completely over-the-top, visually/atmospherically garish, just generally bonkers. I can't wait for the next one.
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That sounds almost like gonzo self-parody, in which case: in.LoathedVermin72 wrote:I really enjoyed this movie. It's dumb like Prometheus, but the whole thing is amped up to 11. It's just balls-to-the-wall insanity from beginning to end. Gory as hell, thematically absurd, completely over-the-top, visually/atmospherically garish, just generally bonkers. I can't wait for the next one.
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I think the shitty CGI matched the silly, gonzo tone. I was into it. I really can't stress enough how insane and ridiculous this movie is.
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But it was intermittent and that made it a little jarring to me, like when the alien went down the ladder on the ship or when those weird dog like alien things were running around the field.LoathedVermin72 wrote:I think the shitty CGI matched the silly, gonzo tone. I was into it. I really can't stress enough how insane and ridiculous this movie is.
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