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http://channel22news.com/popeyes-manage ... ess-sales/

Popeyes manager arrested for allegedly dipping chicken in cocaine based flour to increase business sales.
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georgia, huh? so that explains why biff can't sleep
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http://www.popsci.com/deer-eating-human ... zbe98KG.01

Forensic scientists caught a deer munching on a human carcass for the first time ever
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I knew I couldn't trust those fucking deer
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BurtReynolds wrote:http://channel22news.com/popeyes-manager-arrested-for-allegedly-dipping-chicken-in-cocaine-based-flour-to-increase-business-sales/

Popeyes manager arrested for allegedly dipping chicken in cocaine based flour to increase business sales.
Doing the math on how much $ in extra sales the cocaine-laced chicken represents compared to the $ in just selling the cocaine as cocaine.

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BurtReynolds wrote:http://www.popsci.com/deer-eating-human-remains?BwhW5EoUhzbe98KG.01

Forensic scientists caught a deer munching on a human carcass for the first time ever
FOREST FAUX NEWS: DEER DESSERTS ON VEGAN CORPSE
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Chicken chips from taco bell. this has got to be against the law in at least a few states.

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LoathedVermin72 wrote:I knew I couldn't trust those fucking deer
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BurtReynolds wrote:Chicken chips from taco bell. this has got to be against the law in at least a few states.

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Chicken chips? BOCK!
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Anyone had these?

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This is the worst thread on the internet.
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You're welcome
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I still think these things at Red Robin are a crime against humanity.

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That ketchup/hot dog pic is gonna give me goddamn nightmares for weeks!
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BurtReynolds wrote:I still think these things at Red Robin are a crime against humanity.

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Gross.

But I do like those Bud Light Lime-a-Ritas, though. So maybe those are okay? I can't imagine I'll ever been in a situation where I'm trying those.
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durdencommatyler wrote:That ketchup/hot dog pic is gonna give me goddamn nightmares for weeks!
i won't post the sushi with ketchup pic then
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doug rr wrote:
durdencommatyler wrote:That ketchup/hot dog pic is gonna give me goddamn nightmares for weeks!
i won't post the sushi with ketchup pic then
WHAT. THE. ENTIRE. FUCK.
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