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Do people really eat ketchup with their sushi? Is that an actual thing?
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I've seen pictures, joey
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it's seriously unsettlingdurdencommatyler wrote:That ketchup/hot dog pic is gonna give me goddamn nightmares for weeks!
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Guys... I'm afraid. Hold me?
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This can't be a real thing. It just can't.durdencommatyler wrote:WHAT. THE. ENTIRE. FUCK.doug rr wrote:i won't post the sushi with ketchup pic thendurdencommatyler wrote:That ketchup/hot dog pic is gonna give me goddamn nightmares for weeks!
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What took you so long to ask?durdencommatyler wrote:Guys... I'm afraid. Hold me?
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bon appetit:


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That fucking sucks. I hate when that happens.tragabigzanda wrote:I just got a burrito that was improperly rolled. I opened the tin foil and whole thing fell apart instantly.
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The chef should've come out with his super sharp sushi knife and cut that fucker's fingers off.darth_vedder wrote:bon appetit:
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Is that why white people aren't allowed to make sushi?
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Being totally serious here. That makes my stomach churn.BurtReynolds wrote:
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Who in the hell buys ketchup other than Heinz?!
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We can't all afford your fancy high priced name brands.@SkitchP wrote:Who in the hell buys ketchup other than Heinz?!
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Eating while keeping your breath minty fresh? yes please.theplatypus wrote:See I fucking knew it. You seem like a man who's into eating toothpasteBurtReynolds wrote:
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its good that the toothpaste craze is catching on. dental hygiene is important.


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