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96583UP wrote:the NBA needs to revert to having no 3-point line
God no.
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i might fall asleep before the 4th quarter dadgummit
And they say that a hero could save us
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
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Monkey_Driven wrote:
verb_to_trust wrote:
96583UP wrote:the NBA needs to revert to having no 3-point line
God no.
Threes are boring
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Monkey_Driven wrote:
verb_to_trust wrote:
96583UP wrote:the NBA needs to revert to having no 3-point line
God no.
in the absence of some sort of better salary cap discipline, it's the only way to mitigate the blowouts
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96583UP wrote:
Monkey_Driven wrote:
verb_to_trust wrote:
96583UP wrote:the NBA needs to revert to having no 3-point line
God no.
in the absence of some sort of better salary cap discipline, it's the only way to mitigate the blowouts
Want to outlaw the forward pass in football too?
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96583UP wrote:
Monkey_Driven wrote:
verb_to_trust wrote:
96583UP wrote:the NBA needs to revert to having no 3-point line
God no.
in the absence of some sort of better salary cap discipline, it's the only way to mitigate the blowouts
'Just shut the fuck up and enjoy the greatness'- Adam Silver
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Monkey_Driven wrote:
96583UP wrote:
Monkey_Driven wrote:
verb_to_trust wrote:
96583UP wrote:the NBA needs to revert to having no 3-point line
God no.
in the absence of some sort of better salary cap discipline, it's the only way to mitigate the blowouts
Want to outlaw the forward pass in football too?
Outlaw twink curry
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Monkey_Driven wrote:
96583UP wrote:
Monkey_Driven wrote:
verb_to_trust wrote:
96583UP wrote:the NBA needs to revert to having no 3-point line
God no.
in the absence of some sort of better salary cap discipline, it's the only way to mitigate the blowouts
Want to outlaw the forward pass in football too?
maybe this instead:

once a player makes five 3-pointers in a game, the rest become worth only 2
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96583UP wrote:
Monkey_Driven wrote:
96583UP wrote:
Monkey_Driven wrote:
verb_to_trust wrote:
96583UP wrote:the NBA needs to revert to having no 3-point line
God no.
in the absence of some sort of better salary cap discipline, it's the only way to mitigate the blowouts
Want to outlaw the forward pass in football too?
maybe this instead:

once a player makes five 3-pointers in a game, the rest become worth only 2
If a player has more than five dunks they just shoot from outside of the paint the rest of the game...
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or maybe they roll out the 'majaerle rule': no more than eight 3-pointers in a game are allowed, across both teams, combined



PS was he on steroids?
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No. Dunks are cool
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verb_to_trust wrote:No. Dunks are cool
What about Kyle Korver of 2017 Ginobli dunks?
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Monkey_Driven wrote:
96583UP wrote:
Monkey_Driven wrote:
96583UP wrote:
Monkey_Driven wrote:
verb_to_trust wrote:
96583UP wrote:the NBA needs to revert to having no 3-point line
God no.
in the absence of some sort of better salary cap discipline, it's the only way to mitigate the blowouts
Want to outlaw the forward pass in football too?
maybe this instead:

once a player makes five 3-pointers in a game, the rest become worth only 2
If a player has more than five dunks they just shoot from outside of the paint the rest of the game...
if a player is white, he can shoot as many 3's as he wants; and get away with having even a few 2's count as 3's
if a player is black, his 3-pointers will count 3/5 of a normal 3-pointer; and if he approaches the scorer's table or a referee with any sort of animosity he is shot on site with a t-shirt cannon
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96583UP wrote:
Monkey_Driven wrote:
96583UP wrote:
Monkey_Driven wrote:
96583UP wrote:
Monkey_Driven wrote:
verb_to_trust wrote:
96583UP wrote:the NBA needs to revert to having no 3-point line
God no.
in the absence of some sort of better salary cap discipline, it's the only way to mitigate the blowouts
Want to outlaw the forward pass in football too?
maybe this instead:

once a player makes five 3-pointers in a game, the rest become worth only 2
If a player has more than five dunks they just shoot from outside of the paint the rest of the game...
if a player is white, he can shoot as many 3's as he wants; and get away with having even a few 2's count as 3's
if a player is black, his 3-pointers will count 3/5 of a normal 3-pointer; and if he approaches the scorer's table or a referee with any sort of animosity he is shot on site with a t-shirt cannon
Racist.
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Monkey_Driven wrote:
96583UP wrote:
Monkey_Driven wrote:
96583UP wrote:
Monkey_Driven wrote:
96583UP wrote:
Monkey_Driven wrote:
verb_to_trust wrote:
96583UP wrote:the NBA needs to revert to having no 3-point line
God no.
in the absence of some sort of better salary cap discipline, it's the only way to mitigate the blowouts
Want to outlaw the forward pass in football too?
maybe this instead:

once a player makes five 3-pointers in a game, the rest become worth only 2
If a player has more than five dunks they just shoot from outside of the paint the rest of the game...
if a player is white, he can shoot as many 3's as he wants; and get away with having even a few 2's count as 3's
if a player is black, his 3-pointers will count 3/5 of a normal 3-pointer; and if he approaches the scorer's table or a referee with any sort of animosity he is shot on site with a t-shirt cannon
Racist.
the NBA will have Law and Order. It's just a 3-point ban, to make the game safer and great again.
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I think Zaza has cost the Warriors about 12 points by my estimation.
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Steph flexing his muscles on that and 1 makes me want to smash his face.
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Damn has officially become lame as hell with that Mark Jackson Humble line.
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verb_to_trust wrote:Steph flexing his muscles on that and 1 makes me was to smash his face.
Do you think Kyrie is good at frisbee?
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Monkey_Driven wrote:
verb_to_trust wrote:Steph flexing his muscles on that and 1 makes me was to smash his face.
Do you think Kyrie is good at frisbee?
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