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i might fall asleep before the 4th quarter dadgummit
And they say that a hero could save us
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
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Threes are boringMonkey_Driven wrote:God no.verb_to_trust wrote:96583UP wrote:the NBA needs to revert to having no 3-point line
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in the absence of some sort of better salary cap discipline, it's the only way to mitigate the blowoutsMonkey_Driven wrote:God no.verb_to_trust wrote:96583UP wrote:the NBA needs to revert to having no 3-point line
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Want to outlaw the forward pass in football too?96583UP wrote:in the absence of some sort of better salary cap discipline, it's the only way to mitigate the blowoutsMonkey_Driven wrote:God no.verb_to_trust wrote:96583UP wrote:the NBA needs to revert to having no 3-point line
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'Just shut the fuck up and enjoy the greatness'- Adam Silver96583UP wrote:in the absence of some sort of better salary cap discipline, it's the only way to mitigate the blowoutsMonkey_Driven wrote:God no.verb_to_trust wrote:96583UP wrote:the NBA needs to revert to having no 3-point line
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Outlaw twink curryMonkey_Driven wrote:Want to outlaw the forward pass in football too?96583UP wrote:in the absence of some sort of better salary cap discipline, it's the only way to mitigate the blowoutsMonkey_Driven wrote:God no.verb_to_trust wrote:96583UP wrote:the NBA needs to revert to having no 3-point line
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maybe this instead:Monkey_Driven wrote:Want to outlaw the forward pass in football too?96583UP wrote:in the absence of some sort of better salary cap discipline, it's the only way to mitigate the blowoutsMonkey_Driven wrote:God no.verb_to_trust wrote:96583UP wrote:the NBA needs to revert to having no 3-point line
once a player makes five 3-pointers in a game, the rest become worth only 2
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If a player has more than five dunks they just shoot from outside of the paint the rest of the game...96583UP wrote:maybe this instead:Monkey_Driven wrote:Want to outlaw the forward pass in football too?96583UP wrote:in the absence of some sort of better salary cap discipline, it's the only way to mitigate the blowoutsMonkey_Driven wrote:God no.verb_to_trust wrote:96583UP wrote:the NBA needs to revert to having no 3-point line
once a player makes five 3-pointers in a game, the rest become worth only 2
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or maybe they roll out the 'majaerle rule': no more than eight 3-pointers in a game are allowed, across both teams, combined
PS was he on steroids?
PS was he on steroids?
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What about Kyle Korver of 2017 Ginobli dunks?verb_to_trust wrote:No. Dunks are cool
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if a player is white, he can shoot as many 3's as he wants; and get away with having even a few 2's count as 3'sMonkey_Driven wrote:If a player has more than five dunks they just shoot from outside of the paint the rest of the game...96583UP wrote:maybe this instead:Monkey_Driven wrote:Want to outlaw the forward pass in football too?96583UP wrote:in the absence of some sort of better salary cap discipline, it's the only way to mitigate the blowoutsMonkey_Driven wrote:God no.verb_to_trust wrote:96583UP wrote:the NBA needs to revert to having no 3-point line
once a player makes five 3-pointers in a game, the rest become worth only 2
if a player is black, his 3-pointers will count 3/5 of a normal 3-pointer; and if he approaches the scorer's table or a referee with any sort of animosity he is shot on site with a t-shirt cannon
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Racist.96583UP wrote:if a player is white, he can shoot as many 3's as he wants; and get away with having even a few 2's count as 3'sMonkey_Driven wrote:If a player has more than five dunks they just shoot from outside of the paint the rest of the game...96583UP wrote:maybe this instead:Monkey_Driven wrote:Want to outlaw the forward pass in football too?96583UP wrote:in the absence of some sort of better salary cap discipline, it's the only way to mitigate the blowoutsMonkey_Driven wrote:God no.verb_to_trust wrote:96583UP wrote:the NBA needs to revert to having no 3-point line
once a player makes five 3-pointers in a game, the rest become worth only 2
if a player is black, his 3-pointers will count 3/5 of a normal 3-pointer; and if he approaches the scorer's table or a referee with any sort of animosity he is shot on site with a t-shirt cannon
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the NBA will have Law and Order. It's just a 3-point ban, to make the game safer and great again.Monkey_Driven wrote:Racist.96583UP wrote:if a player is white, he can shoot as many 3's as he wants; and get away with having even a few 2's count as 3'sMonkey_Driven wrote:If a player has more than five dunks they just shoot from outside of the paint the rest of the game...96583UP wrote:maybe this instead:Monkey_Driven wrote:Want to outlaw the forward pass in football too?96583UP wrote:in the absence of some sort of better salary cap discipline, it's the only way to mitigate the blowoutsMonkey_Driven wrote:God no.verb_to_trust wrote:96583UP wrote:the NBA needs to revert to having no 3-point line
once a player makes five 3-pointers in a game, the rest become worth only 2
if a player is black, his 3-pointers will count 3/5 of a normal 3-pointer; and if he approaches the scorer's table or a referee with any sort of animosity he is shot on site with a t-shirt cannon
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I think Zaza has cost the Warriors about 12 points by my estimation.
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Steph flexing his muscles on that and 1 makes me want to smash his face.
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Damn has officially become lame as hell with that Mark Jackson Humble line.
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Do you think Kyrie is good at frisbee?verb_to_trust wrote:Steph flexing his muscles on that and 1 makes me was to smash his face.
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IdgafMonkey_Driven wrote:Do you think Kyrie is good at frisbee?verb_to_trust wrote:Steph flexing his muscles on that and 1 makes me was to smash his face.
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