What movies are you watching?

[BurtReynolds]

"Hey you know what kids today want? a sexy mummy movie."

[BurtReynolds]

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Nick fury.

[BurtReynolds]

Wait Cruise and Generic Blond have some kind of history? Or chemistry? I can't tell.

[BurtReynolds]

Why is Tommy Cruiser the Chosen One again?

[BurtReynolds]

This is just boring.

[BurtReynolds]

Tom Cruise running from smoke! Yayyyyyy!

[BurtReynolds]

Still waiting for something that isn't in a dozen other better movies.

[BurtReynolds]

What did you find so crazy about this LV? It's just generic Hollywood crap, only worse.

[BurtReynolds]

Oh no! Generic Blonde is in trouble! I don't think even Tom Cruise cares.

[BurtReynolds]

Lol tongue lick sound effect.

[BurtReynolds]

Even the effects are boring and terrible. You can tell it's low on budget.

[BurtReynolds]

No Tommy! Don't save Generic Blonde!

[BurtReynolds]

So your big summer blockbuster climax was... That? That's it?

[BurtReynolds]

Where's the rest of the movie?

[BurtReynolds]

Ha ha he has mummy bandages.

[BurtReynolds]

I think it was a comedy, but without comedy. Or an action movie without much action, or a horror movie with no horror... I don't know what this was.

[BurtReynolds]

The most notable thing I can say about it is that it was a summer popcorn movie with no spectacle. I guess we were supposed to be impressed by the characters or story. But they forgot to add those parts I guess.

[BurtReynolds]

Tom Cruise's agent was like "you're gonna be the Iron Man of the Dark Universe!"

[BurtReynolds]

Spoiler: show

Why was everyone so afraid of Hyde? He was just a dude who was really mean, and could fight a little.

[BurtReynolds]

I seriously think they were trying to pass off Tom as 20-something. I mean, he looks great, but when Russell Crowe referred to him as "young man" (or something like that), I laughed out loud, since Crowe is a year younger.