How many donuts have you had today?

[Jorge]

Donuts aren't very popular down here. We have these things called facturas. They're pretty good, but not as good as donuts.

I want to know more about these facturas.

It's just a name for assorted breakfast pastries

https://vamospanish.com/ultimate-guide- ... s-history/

[The Argonaut]

Wife, dinner party, thank you.

[epilogue]

Zero. This time it's definitely zero.

What's your favorite NYC donut? We had a miserable experience at Donut Plant -- stood in a line in the rain for an hour for a donut that was so-so. So (heh) I am partial to Dough donuts, but I imagine there are more shops opened since I left.

Dough is the gold standard. I'm not sure I can appreciate any donuts anywhere anymore because of Dough. Those things are amazing. However, I have found that they are starting to decline a bit because they sell to SO many places. For the absolute best quality, you have to go directly to their shop in Bed Stuy. They are absolutely phenomenal.

I like Donut Plant a lot. Especially if I want something different. But really Dough. It's all about Dough.

I like when we like the same things the same amount.

Me too, friend. Me too.

The Doughnut Plant Coconut Cream donut makes me jism.

Yeah, that's a good one.

[epilogue]

Donuts aren't very popular down here. We have these things called facturas. They're pretty good, but not as good as donuts.

I want to know more about these facturas.

It's just a name for assorted breakfast pastries

https://vamospanish.com/ultimate-guide- ... s-history/

Those bomba de crema look legit.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

sitting firmly on 0

[tragabigzanda]

from the ashes of tonkotsu

[washing machine]

Zero. This time it's definitely zero.

What's your favorite NYC donut? We had a miserable experience at Donut Plant -- stood in a line in the rain for an hour for a donut that was so-so. So (heh) I am partial to Dough donuts, but I imagine there are more shops opened since I left.

Dough is the gold standard. I'm not sure I can appreciate any donuts anywhere anymore because of Dough. Those things are amazing. However, I have found that they are starting to decline a bit because they sell to SO many places. For the absolute best quality, you have to go directly to their shop in Bed Stuy. They are absolutely phenomenal.

I like Donut Plant a lot. Especially if I want something different. But really Dough. It's all about Dough.

I like when we like the same things the same amount.

Me too, friend. Me too.

The Doughnut Plant Coconut Cream donut makes me jism.

Jism is a noun, Argo.

Maybe he temporarily channeled a pirate voice for that post? Like, "that donut produces me semen."

[washing machine]

2

[The Argonaut]

Wife, dinner party, thank you kindly.

[tragabigzanda]

from the ashes of tonkotsu

[epilogue]

Also, slang. So, Argo wins.

[E.H. Ruddock]

What about "strat jizzed all over the place"?

[wease]

One

[wease]

Cum can be verb and noun, so jiz can too

[PHATJ]

Cum can be verb and noun, so jiz can too

What about spunk?

[washing machine]

[washing machine]

1

And it was a maple. The coffee shop almost never has maple.

[epilogue]

None. And I hate myself for it.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

none

[wease]

Zero