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Do people really eat ketchup with their sushi? Is that an actual thing?

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I've seen pictures, joey
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durdencommatyler wrote:That ketchup/hot dog pic is gonna give me goddamn nightmares for weeks!
it's seriously unsettling
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Guys... I'm afraid. Hold me?
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durdencommatyler wrote:
doug rr wrote:
durdencommatyler wrote:That ketchup/hot dog pic is gonna give me goddamn nightmares for weeks!
i won't post the sushi with ketchup pic then
WHAT. THE. ENTIRE. FUCK.
This can't be a real thing. It just can't.
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durdencommatyler wrote:Guys... I'm afraid. Hold me?
What took you so long to ask? :li:
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bon appetit:
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tragabigzanda wrote:I just got a burrito that was improperly rolled. I opened the tin foil and whole thing fell apart instantly.
That fucking sucks. I hate when that happens.
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darth_vedder wrote:bon appetit:
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The chef should've come out with his super sharp sushi knife and cut that fucker's fingers off.
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Is that why white people aren't allowed to make sushi?
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BurtReynolds wrote:Image
Being totally serious here. That makes my stomach churn.
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Who in the hell buys ketchup other than Heinz?!
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BurtReynolds wrote:Image
See I fucking knew it. You seem like a man who's into eating toothpaste
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@SkitchP wrote:Who in the hell buys ketchup other than Heinz?!
We can't all afford your fancy high priced name brands.
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theplatypus wrote:
BurtReynolds wrote:Image
See I fucking knew it. You seem like a man who's into eating toothpaste
Eating while keeping your breath minty fresh? yes please.
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its good that the toothpaste craze is catching on. dental hygiene is important.
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