What movies are you watching?

[BurtReynolds]

Sicario was great except for the mopey idiot of a main character. WTF was her problem? Should have put a bullet in her five minutes in and followed Del Toro around for the rest of the movie.

FFS

8 out of 10 thumbs

[lennytheweedwhacker]

masterminds only had a few laughs for me

star trek beyond was beyond boring

i really enjoyed the place beyond the pines, even though the third act was a letdown

[tragabigzanda]

Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

star trek beyond was beyond boring

Have you ever considered a professional career in film reviews?

yes, i have

[epilogue]

masterminds only had a few laughs for me

star trek beyond was beyond boring

i really enjoyed the place beyond the pines, even though the third act was a letdown

I goddam adore Masterminds.

I thought Star Trek Beyond was outstanding.

I thought A Place Beyond the Pines was a giant letdown.

[epilogue]

star trek beyond was beyond boring

Have you ever considered a professional career in film reviews?

yes, i have

No you haven't.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

masterminds only had a few laughs for me

star trek beyond was beyond boring

i really enjoyed the place beyond the pines, even though the third act was a letdown

I goddam adore Masterminds.

I thought Star Trek Beyond was outstanding.

I thought A Place Beyond the Pines was a giant letdown.

ugh just ugh

[epilogue]

masterminds only had a few laughs for me

star trek beyond was beyond boring

i really enjoyed the place beyond the pines, even though the third act was a letdown

I goddam adore Masterminds.

I thought Star Trek Beyond was outstanding.

I thought A Place Beyond the Pines was a giant letdown.

ugh just ugh

[lennytheweedwhacker]

masterminds only had a few laughs for me

star trek beyond was beyond boring

i really enjoyed the place beyond the pines, even though the third act was a letdown

I goddam adore Masterminds.

I thought Star Trek Beyond was outstanding.

I thought A Place Beyond the Pines was a giant letdown.

ugh just ugh

you know i can f*ck you up right

[epilogue]

masterminds only had a few laughs for me

star trek beyond was beyond boring

i really enjoyed the place beyond the pines, even though the third act was a letdown

I goddam adore Masterminds.

I thought Star Trek Beyond was outstanding.

I thought A Place Beyond the Pines was a giant letdown.

ugh just ugh

you know i can f*ck you up right

I know you can't fuck me up at all.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

masterminds only had a few laughs for me

star trek beyond was beyond boring

i really enjoyed the place beyond the pines, even though the third act was a letdown

I goddam adore Masterminds.

I thought Star Trek Beyond was outstanding.

I thought A Place Beyond the Pines was a giant letdown.

ugh just ugh

you know i can f*ck you up right

I know you can't fuck me up at all.

i go to planet fitness, b*tch

[epilogue]

masterminds only had a few laughs for me

star trek beyond was beyond boring

i really enjoyed the place beyond the pines, even though the third act was a letdown

I goddam adore Masterminds.

I thought Star Trek Beyond was outstanding.

I thought A Place Beyond the Pines was a giant letdown.

ugh just ugh

you know i can f*ck you up right

I know you can't fuck me up at all.

i go to planet fitness, b*tch

Pfft. So does everyone. It's like a dollar a month.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

masterminds only had a few laughs for me

star trek beyond was beyond boring

i really enjoyed the place beyond the pines, even though the third act was a letdown

I goddam adore Masterminds.

I thought Star Trek Beyond was outstanding.

I thought A Place Beyond the Pines was a giant letdown.

ugh just ugh

you know i can f*ck you up right

I know you can't fuck me up at all.

i go to planet fitness, b*tch

Pfft. So does everyone. It's like a dollar a month.

i have the $20 a month membership because i'm rich...i just go once a month

[epilogue]

masterminds only had a few laughs for me

star trek beyond was beyond boring

i really enjoyed the place beyond the pines, even though the third act was a letdown

I goddam adore Masterminds.

I thought Star Trek Beyond was outstanding.

I thought A Place Beyond the Pines was a giant letdown.

ugh just ugh

you know i can f*ck you up right

I know you can't fuck me up at all.

i go to planet fitness, b*tch

Pfft. So does everyone. It's like a dollar a month.

i have the $20 a month membership because i'm rich

Gimme some money.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

masterminds only had a few laughs for me

star trek beyond was beyond boring

i really enjoyed the place beyond the pines, even though the third act was a letdown

I goddam adore Masterminds.

I thought Star Trek Beyond was outstanding.

I thought A Place Beyond the Pines was a giant letdown.

ugh just ugh

you know i can f*ck you up right

I know you can't fuck me up at all.

i go to planet fitness, b*tch

Pfft. So does everyone. It's like a dollar a month.

i have the $20 a month membership because i'm rich

Gimme some money.

how much do u need, brother?

[epilogue]

masterminds only had a few laughs for me

star trek beyond was beyond boring

i really enjoyed the place beyond the pines, even though the third act was a letdown

I goddam adore Masterminds.

I thought Star Trek Beyond was outstanding.

I thought A Place Beyond the Pines was a giant letdown.

ugh just ugh

you know i can f*ck you up right

I know you can't fuck me up at all.

i go to planet fitness, b*tch

Pfft. So does everyone. It's like a dollar a month.

i have the $20 a month membership because i'm rich

Gimme some money.

how much do u need, brother?

Whatever you can spare.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

masterminds only had a few laughs for me

star trek beyond was beyond boring

i really enjoyed the place beyond the pines, even though the third act was a letdown

I goddam adore Masterminds.

I thought Star Trek Beyond was outstanding.

I thought A Place Beyond the Pines was a giant letdown.

ugh just ugh

you know i can f*ck you up right

I know you can't fuck me up at all.

i go to planet fitness, b*tch

Pfft. So does everyone. It's like a dollar a month.

i have the $20 a month membership because i'm rich

Gimme some money.

how much do u need, brother?

Whatever you can spare.

i can spare $23,000 i hope it helps

[epilogue]

masterminds only had a few laughs for me

star trek beyond was beyond boring

i really enjoyed the place beyond the pines, even though the third act was a letdown

I goddam adore Masterminds.

I thought Star Trek Beyond was outstanding.

I thought A Place Beyond the Pines was a giant letdown.

ugh just ugh

you know i can f*ck you up right

I know you can't fuck me up at all.

i go to planet fitness, b*tch

Pfft. So does everyone. It's like a dollar a month.

i have the $20 a month membership because i'm rich

Gimme some money.

how much do u need, brother?

Whatever you can spare.

i can spare $23,000 i hope it helps

You just saved two lives, Lenny. Bless you.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

masterminds only had a few laughs for me

star trek beyond was beyond boring

i really enjoyed the place beyond the pines, even though the third act was a letdown

I goddam adore Masterminds.

I thought Star Trek Beyond was outstanding.

I thought A Place Beyond the Pines was a giant letdown.

ugh just ugh

you know i can f*ck you up right

I know you can't fuck me up at all.

i go to planet fitness, b*tch

Pfft. So does everyone. It's like a dollar a month.

i have the $20 a month membership because i'm rich

Gimme some money.

how much do u need, brother?

Whatever you can spare.

i can spare $23,000 i hope it helps

You just saved two lives, Lenny. Bless you.

shalom

[wease]

masterminds only had a few laughs for me

star trek beyond was beyond boring

i really enjoyed the place beyond the pines, even though the third act was a letdown

I goddam adore Masterminds.

I thought Star Trek Beyond was outstanding.

I thought A Place Beyond the Pines was a giant letdown.

ugh just ugh

you know i can f*ck you up right

I know you can't fuck me up at all.

i go to planet fitness, b*tch

Pfft. So does everyone. It's like a dollar a month.

i have the $20 a month membership because i'm rich

Gimme some money.

how much do u need, brother?

Whatever you can spare.

i can spare $23,000 i hope it helps

You just saved two lives, Lenny. Bless you.

shalom

You're not allowed to say that. You believe in Jesus.