The Cinematic Motion Picture News Thread

[LoathedVermin72]

i just want women to be victims

[tragabigzanda]

Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.

[epilogue]

i just want women to be victims

I knew it!

[BurtReynolds]

The day I judge a movie's quality by its degree of feminist preaching is the day I drive the ole Mazda off a bridge.

[epilogue]

What's more empowering than a pregnant woman defending her life, the life of her unborn baby, and her home by mowing down invading psychopaths intent on writing Beatles lyrics in her blood all over the nice furniture?

How about not having to do any of that stuff?

Sure. She should just be a victim. Like all women. Is that what you want, trag? You want all the women to just be victims? You sick freak!

that's not what i meant!

Typical mansplaining backpedaling misogynist

[epilogue]

The day I judge a movie's quality by its degree of feminist preaching is the day I drive the ole Mazda off a bridge.

Yeah! Keep those women in the kitchen and far, far away from our fragile dicks!

[BurtReynolds]

The day I judge a movie's quality by its degree of feminist preaching is the day I drive the ole Mazda off a bridge.

Yeah! Keep those women in the kitchen and far, far away from our fragile dicks!

wat

[epilogue]

The day I judge a movie's quality by its degree of feminist preaching is the day I drive the ole Mazda off a bridge.

Yeah! Keep those women in the kitchen and far, far away from our fragile dicks!

wat

YEAH!

[BurtReynolds]

The day I judge a movie's quality by its degree of feminist preaching is the day I drive the ole Mazda off a bridge.

Yeah! Keep those women in the kitchen and far, far away from our fragile dicks!

wat

YEAH!

avert your eyes, white knight, because this is what peak feminism looks like.

[VinylGuy]

[epilogue]

It's a decent film. Maybe a little overlong. And the ending could have been better. But the did a great job with the CGI on the cat and I liked how the narrative

Spoiler: show

was on a tight loop

Spoiler: show

. That's an interesting and important commentary given the state of the US today. I'm not sure I'd recommend it, though. It's not for everyone. I could totally see why some people would be offended. Definitely has a lot to say, though. Which is cool.

[bune]

Yeah, but you can obviously tell there's a man on the side yanking on the pussy. That's not empowerment!

[epilogue]

Yeah, but you can obviously tell there's a man on the side yanking on the pussy. That's not empowerment!

Come on, man! Spoiler that shit. Why you gotta take all the magic out of filmmaking? Look, I mean, like, I know those aren't REAL apes in those movies fighting Woody Harrelson. Still doesn't mean to talk about it and shatter any and all semblance of illusion.

[E.H. Ruddock]

Wait, they aren't real apes?! God damn it, I lost that bet

[epilogue]

Do-on't stop. Be-lee-heevin'.

[E.H. Ruddock]

Do-on't stop. Be-lee-heevin'.

You're finally here and I'm a mess

[epilogue]

Do-on't stop. Be-lee-heevin'.

You're finally here and I'm a mess

Spoiler: show

[bune]

I'm going to have to read that again. Next up is Lord of the Flies though, gotta keep my son going on books that won't be taught in school.

[Jorge]

Kind of disappointed by Franco's Wiseau accent.

[LoathedVermin72]

Yeah, WTH? I do a better Wiseau than that.