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This team seems to have a toxic clubhouse, it's really beyond time to pull the trigger on Farrell.
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Get well soon, Jerry, because I fucking hate Steve Lyons.
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I am fully erect.
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Simple Torture wrote:Not terribly surprising, as the Sox may spin it as injury-related, but notable: http://nesn.com/2016/03/travis-shaw-nam ... l-benched/

@SkitchP wrote: So you want the overweight 3B to just go ahead on DH for 2 seasons, just in time to hit his thirties, and THEN return to the field? Pandas probably got 2 usable years of defense left. Sandoval is a good hitter- but he is basicallya tick above replacement level as a DH as far as hitters go- and thats NOW. I mean hell, his OPS was a respectable .739 this year. Good, but not worth stashing at DH so he can be a defensive liability 2 years from now.
@SkitchP wrote:MLB Rankings in his Age 28 Season (*at a premium offensive position) for Panda
76 in OPS (behind guys like Trevor Plouffe and barely ahead of Martin Prado)
83 in OBP
76 in HR
115 in BB
49 in Avg


Just among 3B?
8th in Avg
13th in OPS
T-9th in HR
16th in OBP


In fact, outside of being an adorable postseason story, Pablo Sandoval kinda stinks. This is his PEAK. and he really is barely above average.
@SkitchP wrote:Panda in Fenway? Lets watch that Slugging Percentage Dip Below .400 with all those line drive doubles into the gap in PacBell (shut up) become singles off the monster.

I guess this is the last time I can repost this. :(
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I guess I was wrong about the guy.
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I've never seen a fan base so united over a roster move.
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At least we got this Tweet out of it:
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Simple Torture wrote:At least we got this Tweet out of it:


How and why did you find that
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searching twitter is pretty easy
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cutuphalfdead wrote:I guess I was wrong about the guy.

You talked yourself out of him quick. #BRL was the one all about him
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cutuphalfdead wrote:searching twitter is pretty easy


But that doesn't answer why
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Easy to find because I liked it, der.
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I think I waffled on the signing at the time.
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I don't want them to make any trades that require giving up anything of significance.
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numbers wrote:I don't want them to make any trades that require giving up anything of significance.


oh man do you have the wrong GM for that.
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Simple Torture wrote:Easy to find because I liked it, der.

That raises even more questions, tbh
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