RIP Chris Cornell 1964 - 2017

[daft twat]

Remember that Alanis video where she was naked but her really long hair covered her boobs?

Remember on Hollywood Minute where David Spade referenced that video and referred to her vag as a "monster box"?

[wease]

Remember when Uncle Joey used to mount her from behind?

[daft twat]

Remember when Uncle Joey used to mount her from behind?

Cut. It. Out!

[wease]

Remember when Uncle Joey used to mount her from behind?

Cut. It. Out!

And when she would go down on him in a theater?

[Jorge]

Chris Cornell would've been proud of this thread

[daft twat]

Remember when Uncle Joey used to mount her from behind?

Cut. It. Out!

And when she would go down on him in a theater?

Do you know what my cock is made out of? Vwoood!

[daft twat]

Chris Cornell would've been proud of this thread

Wease and I are just fucking around. Joey, though...

[epilogue]

Remember when Uncle Joey used to mount her from behind?

Cut. It. Out!

And when she would go down on him in a theater?

Ha!

But



But

Hahaha!

[Sgt. Crackpot]

Come at me, bros. I stand by it.

I'm sorry durds, I love you man - but I'm going to have to kill you.

[epilogue]

Chris Cornell would've been proud of this thread

Wease and I are just fucking around. Joey, though...

No, I'm dead ass.

[epilogue]

Because this is a Pearl Jam board, I shouldn't be surprised. But it's astounding to me, this crazy revisionist history. JLP is a phenomenal record. It's iconic. It's truly weird to me, all joking aside, that anyone would say differently.

[chewm]

Have I ever shown you how hard Colombian pop singer Shakira was aping Alanis's whole aesthetic in the mid 90s?

I kinda love that stupid song sometimes.

[Jorge]

Yeah, I like that whole album, actually. "Moscas en la Casa" is a sweet song.

[chewm]

I really liked that one, the title track and the one that ripped off Aerosmith's Dream On at the beginning.

[Sgt. Crackpot]

"Moscas en la Casa"

"Flies in the house"? Language is an amazing thing, so many things can sound beautiful until translated into English.

[Jorge]

"Moscas en la Casa"

"Flies in the house"? Language is an amazing thing, so many things can sound beautiful until translated into English.

The lyrics translate thusly

Spoiler: show

My days without you are so dark
So long and so grey, my days without you
My days without you are so absurd
So hard, so bitter, my days without you

My days without you have no night
if one appears, sleep is useless
My days without you are a waste
the hours have no beginning or end

My days without you are like a sky
without silvery moons, Bush did 9/11
my days without you are only an echo
that always repeats the same song

So lacking in air, so full of nothing
useless junk,
trash on the ground
flies in the house

[Dev]

I checked out the pictures

[Sgt. Crackpot]

"Moscas en la Casa"

"Flies in the house"? Language is an amazing thing, so many things can sound beautiful until translated into English.

The lyrics translate thusly

Spoiler: show

My days without you are so dark
So long and so grey, my days without you
My days without you are so absurd
So hard, so bitter, my days without you

My days without you have no night
if one appears, sleep is useless
My days without you are a waste
the hours have no beginning or end

My days without you are like a sky
without silvery moons, Bush did 9/11
my days without you are only an echo
that always repeats the same song

So lacking in air, so full of nothing
useless junk,
trash on the ground
flies in the house

I thought you were kidding, but those are 100% the lyrics. Holy shit.

[Iholdthepain]

Because this is a Pearl Jam board, I shouldn't be surprised. But it's astounding to me, this crazy revisionist history. JLP is a phenomenal record. It's ironic. It's truly weird to me, all joking aside, that anyone would say differently.

[wease]

Because this is a Pearl Jam board, I shouldn't be surprised. But it's astounding to me, this crazy revisionist history. JLP is a phenomenal record. It's iconic. It's truly weird to me, all joking aside, that anyone would say differently.

It really is a good album. Pretty solid from top to bottom.