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[washing machine]

The Juice is loose(ned).

My local news station described hia crimes as "a botched bid to retrieve sports memorabilia in Las Vegas." You mean a robbery?

I caught a little bit of the hearing today at work. He kind of threw his security henchmen under the bus by proclaiming that if it was just him and Bruce that night, he wouldn't be in jail. That struck me as kind of a funny thing to say.

Also, I don't think I can handle a blue checked OJ Twitter account.

Dave Chappelle 's story about running into OJ at a party was pretty great.

Yeah it was

[Anders]

The sentence for this seemed harsh. On this crime alone, it was the right decision.

[LoathedVermin72]

The Juice is loose(ned).

My local news station described hia crimes as "a botched bid to retrieve sports memorabilia in Las Vegas." You mean a robbery?

I caught a little bit of the hearing today at work. He kind of threw his security henchmen under the bus by proclaiming that if it was just him and Bruce that night, he wouldn't be in jail. That struck me as kind of a funny thing to say.

Also, I don't think I can handle a blue checked OJ Twitter account.

Isn't that true, though? He got screwed because the guards had guns?

[washing machine]

Oh, I have no idea. To me it played like a sly "I would've gotten away with it if it hadn't been for those meddling kids" kind of tongue in cheek boast. I just always assume he's lying.

[Jorge]

Syracuse teen drives to rock concert, loses car after he forgets where he parked

https://www.thestar.com/news/gta/2017/0 ... again.html

[E.H. Ruddock]

Syracuse teen drives to rock concert, loses car after he forgets where he parked

https://www.thestar.com/news/gta/2017/0 ... again.html

How many parking garages could there possibly be?!

[BurtReynolds]

http://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/5-yea ... nd-n785271

Kid fined for selling lemonade. Fucking idiots.

[LoathedVermin72]

Fucking cops, man.

[Anders]

That is stupid.

[BurtReynolds]

You know the guy was like "rules are rules" as he was yelled at by his boss.

[Stickman]

The worst

[McParadigm]

[Sgt. Crackpot]

Those last 2 stories. Jesus.

[Anders]

http://www.birminghammail.co.uk/news/mi ... r-13395432

Some people are pure filth.

[Norah]

What a story.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/graphics ... d-mystery/

[Anders]

What a story.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/graphics ... d-mystery/

Incredible,

[bune]

What a story.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/graphics ... d-mystery/

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Now living in the suburbs of Vancouver, Wash.

Mother fucker, there are no "suburbs" of Vancouver. You are the suburb of Portland.

Speaking from experience.

[BurtReynolds]

Ancestry is pretty fascinating, but takes a lot of work. I found out last year that there was a book written about many on my dad's side that had a mostly complete geneology. Found out a small town in Alabama was named after an ancestor, many were from a mostly mixed group of natives or possibly slaves hiding out in swamps for a hundred years, and a possible rape/incest situation about 160 years ago.

I'm a pure degenerate!

ancestry.com can be hard to navigate though, and it's easy to get off track if someone else made a mistake. you have to double check everything.

[Iholdthepain]

I didn't want to bog down lowlight's b-day thread, so I came here...

Im fairly certain i have no running feuds with you so happy birthday

way to make it about you. classic malice.

from my perspective, everything actually is about me

The way she just effortlessly put dev on his heels here is pure greatness... and I agree 100% with every word of it.

I may have a new favorite rm'er, and of all rm'ers!

[malice]

this is rather odd, thip. Im not worthy of even the not worthy of the thread news thread, rm is basically where this kind of thing is supposed to happen and usually does. Thanks though.