Come to Sand, Knock on the Sand: The Misheard Lyrics Thread

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Well, now you jinxed it.
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I used to hear the lyric to "Corduroy" as: "They can, by the can, put on my clothes."

I thought Eddie Vedder was talking about leaving his clothes on the bathroom floor and then giving someone else license to put them on.

You don't give lyrics much thought when you're 13.
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The very first time I heard Spin The Black Circle I thought he was saying "space man, spin the black circle".
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"Spare, spare.. Spare the black psycho"
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Kevin Davis wrote:I used to hear the lyric to "Corduroy" as: "They can, by the can, put on my clothes."

I thought Eddie Vedder was talking about leaving his clothes on the bathroom floor and then giving someone else license to put them on.

You don't give lyrics much thought when you're 13.
Uh, I'm pretty sure I gave them more thought than this when I was 13.
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Ouch. Now I feel stupid.
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Kevin Davis wrote:Ouch. Now I feel stupid.
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Sorry Kevin.

Did I ever tell you that I thought STBC was about Satanism and drugs?
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"Gold fine virgin of a pelican"
cutuphalfdead wrote:The very first time I heard Spin The Black Circle I thought he was saying "space man, spin the black circle".
Same, only at the time I had a bootleg version of Vitalogy without the tracklist, so I kept on thinking that for at least a year.
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The reeeal possibilityyyyy that I may meet you in Madrid
I go to Spaaain
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theplatypus wrote:The reeeal possibilityyyyy that I may meet you in Madrid
I go to Spaaain
I think you may have an ear problem.
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Why deny this drive inside, just looking for some peas
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