Healthcare Thread (really "Sickcare" in America)

Monkey_Driven · Post by **Monkey_Driven** » Thu July 27, 2017 10:08 pm

I wouldn't trust the House to watch my dog for a weekend, let alone pass a piece of decent legislation.

McParadigm · Post by **McParadigm** » Thu July 27, 2017 10:53 pm

Monkey_Driven wrote:I wouldn't trust the House to watch my dog for a weekend, let alone pass a piece of decent legislation.

"Look," Paul Ryan waved his hand, "I'm not going to comment on every health care bill that comes to vote."

McParadigm · Post by **McParadigm** » Thu July 27, 2017 10:56 pm

That's not a real quote. I made it up. But I now see that it seems like a real thing.

McParadigm · Post by **McParadigm** » Thu July 27, 2017 11:59 pm

Ha ha Ryan's actual statement. Wow.

The Republican House and Senate right now:

"No you take the fall!"
"No! You!"

McParadigm · Post by **McParadigm** » Fri July 28, 2017 1:47 am

I don't know when I fell into this dimension but it sucks

McParadigm · Post by **McParadigm** » Fri July 28, 2017 2:17 am

Spoiler alert: not so skinny.

McParadigm · Post by **McParadigm** » Fri July 28, 2017 2:20 am

Some details

The CDC's entire budget is $7b.

Norah · Post by **Norah** » Fri July 28, 2017 2:40 am

This thing's gonna fucking pass isn't it?

McParadigm · Post by **McParadigm** » Fri July 28, 2017 2:44 am

At this point I will be more surprised if it doesn't. Just, literally, that would be an unexpected relief.

Norah · Post by **Norah** » Fri July 28, 2017 2:44 am

I don't just mean the Senate...

McParadigm · Post by **McParadigm** » Fri July 28, 2017 2:45 am

Neither do I.

Norah · Post by **Norah** » Fri July 28, 2017 2:50 am

hold me

McParadigm · Post by **McParadigm** » Fri July 28, 2017 2:58 am

Everything isn't a joke chud

McParadigm · Post by **McParadigm** » Fri July 28, 2017 2:58 am

Oh come here you

Norah · Post by **Norah** » Fri July 28, 2017 3:23 am

McParadigm · Post by **McParadigm** » Fri July 28, 2017 3:27 am

McParadigm wrote:Some details

The CDC's entire budget is $7b.

McParadigm · Post by **McParadigm** » Fri July 28, 2017 3:49 am

LoathedVermin72 · Post by **LoathedVermin72** » Fri July 28, 2017 3:53 am

Why aren't we fucking murdering these pigs yet

Norah · Post by **Norah** » Fri July 28, 2017 3:55 am

that would force special elections...

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