I've heard the new PJ album, ask me anything

[lecherouslittlestump]

Some fast punky rockers, some slow ballads, two acoustic songs that sound like Vedder solo and a live version of Betterman. AMA.

[Sgt. Crackpot]

Oh fuck off.

[Django Butterworth]

<YAWN>

[Anders]

He's lying. I've heard the new album, double album that is, and there is not a single song under 12 minutes on it, and no Betterman. Can't believe they let Matt sing a song.

[B]

Have you ever caught your penis in a zipper?

[Anders]

Have you ever caught your penis in a zipper?

I think that may be the worst song on the album.

[dogofthetemple]

Have you ever caught your penis in a zipper?

I think that may be the worst song on the album.

Really? I heard that Stone thinks the song is his crowning achievement.

[Sgt. Crackpot]

Have you ever caught your penis in a zipper?

I think that may be the worst song on the album.

Really? I heard that Stone thinks the song is his crowning achievement.

Better than LTRP? We're in for a treat!

[Django Butterworth]

It's gotta be better than Evacuation.

[Anders]

Have you ever caught your penis in a zipper?

I think that may be the worst song on the album.

Really? I heard that Stone thinks the song is his crowning achievement.

Better than LTRP? We're in for a treat!

It's basically LTRP reversed. 14,23 minutes. Epic, but not very good.

[BurtReynolds]

Tracklist?

[Anders]

1. Golden ticket
2. Have you ever caught your penis in a zipper?
3. Can't be that stupid
4. Dick in the white house
5. The man that followed you until the end of time
6. Sick woman in the hospital eating chicken wings
7. Grandfather's sorrow
8. Taste of Mexico
9. Somehow you came back

10. Wyatt
11. Where are you now?
12. No! No! No!
13. Afraid of the past
14. Family man
15. Never my president
16. All i want
17. Red harvest
18. You will always be our brother

[bodysnatcher]

i heard the middle track is 60 seconds of silence, and they called it "Minute Pause"

[Anders]

Well Eddie farts after 38 seconds, so it's not completely silent. Very funny when Jeff starts laughing in the background.

[Django Butterworth]

Well Eddie farts after 38 seconds, so it's not completely silent. Very funny when Jeff starts laughing in the background.

I'm gonna guess that's not really true.

[bodysnatcher]

Well Eddie farts after 38 seconds, so it's not completely silent. Very funny when Jeff starts laughing in the background.

I'm gonna guess that's not really true.

it's not out of the question, he does burp during the bridge of Sonic Reducer

[Django Butterworth]

Well Eddie farts after 38 seconds, so it's not completely silent. Very funny when Jeff starts laughing in the background.

I'm gonna guess that's not really true.

it's not out of the question, he does burp during the bridge of Sonic Reducer

But it is.

[bodysnatcher]

Well Eddie farts after 38 seconds, so it's not completely silent. Very funny when Jeff starts laughing in the background.

I'm gonna guess that's not really true.

it's not out of the question, he does burp during the bridge of Sonic Reducer

But it is.

is it out of the question that it's Ed? or that there's a fart in general?

[Django Butterworth]

Well Eddie farts after 38 seconds, so it's not completely silent. Very funny when Jeff starts laughing in the background.

I'm gonna guess that's not really true.

it's not out of the question, he does burp during the bridge of Sonic Reducer

But it is.

is it out of the question that it's Ed? or that there's a fart in general?

I think you know the answer to that.

[BurtReynolds]

1. Anti-Trump song
2. Bowie Tribute
3. Song about getting old
4. Song about his kids
5. Chester Bennington Tribute
6. Song about his kids getting old
7. Song about Records
8. Bold but disastrous experiment
9. Anti-Trump song Reprise
10. Cornell Tribute