I've heard the new PJ album, ask me anything

[Jorge]

(the half about Evacuation)

[Norah]

I see him half full of shit.

[Norah]

I'll get my coat.

[BurtReynolds]

1. Anti-Trump song
2. Bowie Tribute
3. Song about getting old
4. Song about his kids
5. Chester Bennington Tribute
6. Song about his kids getting old
7. Song about Records
8. Bold but disastrous experiment
9. Anti-Trump song Reprise
10. Cornell Tribute

Where are all the songs about how he loves his wife?

His silence is deafening.

[bodysnatcher]

I heard that when they were recording Lightning Bolt, Ed was talking to Jill on the phone from the studio one night, and when she asked how it was going, he told her he had just written a great song called "Future Waves". But she misunderstood him and thought he said "Future Days". When she said, "Oh honey, that's the sweetest thing I've ever heard," Ed realized what happened and found himself in a corner. He had to rewrite the song to match "Future Days" and make it sound like something sweet.

"Future Waves" is supposed to be on the next album.

[Sgt. Crackpot]

That sounds horrific, 'snatch.

[bodysnatcher]

just what i heard

[Django Butterworth]

Again you are wrong. Evacuation is a steaming pile of garbage. And even that is being nice.

[mikejasond]

This is a lie, where are all the songs about nature and his surfboard?

[PearlJames]

I heard a rumor that Stone died shortly after the spring tour of 1994 and was replaced by a lookalike. I couldn't get too much info out of my source, but something along the lines of Dave A knew too much hence why the fake Stone fired him. This is also why Eddie took over main songwriting duties and finished up Vitalogy that summer/fall. Also if you compare Stone 94 to Stone 95, you can see a difference in the way he dresses, hairstyles, etc, particularly the new Stone adapted this weird duck walk, duck face, and head bob he still does today. I'm not one for conspiracies but this one is pretty convincing

Anyways, supposedly the new album has a hidden track where Eddie plays a kazoo to the tune of Blood with some random Ed mumbling, but when played backwards you can hear him say "Stone is dead, yes, and you?" Can someone confirm?

[TremorJam]

I heard a rumor that Stone died shortly after the spring tour of 1994 and was replaced by a lookalike. I couldn't get too much info out of my source, but something along the lines of Dave A knew too much hence why the fake Stone fired him. This is also why Eddie took over main songwriting duties and finished up Vitalogy that summer/fall. Also if you compare Stone 94 to Stone 95, you can see a difference in the way he dresses, hairstyles, etc, particularly the new Stone adapted this weird duck walk, duck face, and head bob he still does today. I'm not one for conspiracies but this one is pretty convincing

Anyways, supposedly the new album has a hidden track where Eddie plays a kazoo to the tune of Blood with some random Ed mumbling, but when played backwards you can hear him say "Stone is dead, yes, and you?" Can someone confirm?

[Norah]

I heard a rumor that Stone died shortly after the spring tour of 1994 and was replaced by a lookalike. I couldn't get too much info out of my source, but something along the lines of Dave A knew too much hence why the fake Stone fired him. This is also why Eddie took over main songwriting duties and finished up Vitalogy that summer/fall. Also if you compare Stone 94 to Stone 95, you can see a difference in the way he dresses, hairstyles, etc, particularly the new Stone adapted this weird duck walk, duck face, and head bob he still does today. I'm not one for conspiracies but this one is pretty convincing

Anyways, supposedly the new album has a hidden track where Eddie plays a kazoo to the tune of Blood with some random Ed mumbling, but when played backwards you can hear him say "Stone is dead, yes, and you?" Can someone confirm?

[KurtLeon]

Evacuation is horrible, and that's coming from a guy whose favorite album is Binaural.

[Anders]

[Anders]

It would have dominated on Lightning Bolt.

[Norah]

It would have dominated on Lightning Bolt.

E-VUH HACK - YOOO - HAAAYYYY SHUN

[B]

1. Golden ticket
2. Have you ever caught your penis in a zipper?
3. Can't be that stupid
4. Dick in the white house
5. The man that followed you until the end of time
6. Sick woman in the hospital eating chicken wings
7. Grandfather's sorrow
8. Taste of Mexico
9. Somehow you came back

10. Wyatt
11. Where are you now?
12. No! No! No!
13. Afraid of the past
14. Family man
15. Never my president
16. All i want
17. Red harvest
18. You will always be our brother

Still no Navy Bean? Maybe that's coming on this year's Fan Club single.

[Django Butterworth]

I heard a rumor that Stone died shortly after the spring tour of 1994 and was replaced by a lookalike. I couldn't get too much info out of my source, but something along the lines of Dave A knew too much hence why the fake Stone fired him. This is also why Eddie took over main songwriting duties and finished up Vitalogy that summer/fall. Also if you compare Stone 94 to Stone 95, you can see a difference in the way he dresses, hairstyles, etc, particularly the new Stone adapted this weird duck walk, duck face, and head bob he still does today. I'm not one for conspiracies but this one is pretty convincing

Anyways, supposedly the new album has a hidden track where Eddie plays a kazoo to the tune of Blood with some random Ed mumbling, but when played backwards you can hear him say "Stone is dead, yes, and you?" Can someone confirm?

I think someone is pulling your leg.

[Anders]

1. Golden ticket
2. Have you ever caught your penis in a zipper?
3. Can't be that stupid
4. Dick in the white house
5. The man that followed you until the end of time
6. Sick woman in the hospital eating chicken wings
7. Grandfather's sorrow
8. Taste of Mexico
9. Somehow you came back

10. Wyatt
11. Where are you now?
12. No! No! No!
13. Afraid of the past
14. Family man
15. Never my president
16. All i want
17. Red harvest
18. You will always be our brother

Still no Navy Bean? Maybe that's coming on this year's Fan Club single.

Not unless Taste Of Mexico is the same song. Lots of stuff about beans there.

[Django Butterworth]

1. Golden ticket
2. Have you ever caught your penis in a zipper?
3. Can't be that stupid
4. Dick in the white house
5. The man that followed you until the end of time
6. Sick woman in the hospital eating chicken wings
7. Grandfather's sorrow
8. Taste of Mexico
9. Somehow you came back

10. Wyatt
11. Where are you now?
12. No! No! No!
13. Afraid of the past
14. Family man
15. Never my president
16. All i want
17. Red harvest
18. You will always be our brother

Still no Navy Bean? Maybe that's coming on this year's Fan Club single.

Not unless Taste Of Mexico is the same song. Lots of stuff about beans there.

The only beans are those you are full of. Nonsense.