Stephen King's The Dark Tower
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Looks like Sunday is the earliest I'll see this. 
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$5 movies at Regal.
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I'll wait for the reboot in 5 years.
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Ok I'll be the guinea pig. This is a mess, but in a boring, formulaic way.
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This is like a fucking scifi channel movie.
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Elba is acceptable, but Matthew McCaunawhatever is totally phoning it in.
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I've only read the first book, but as far as I can tell, this movie has nothing to do with the books. Like, at all.
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DNF. Took a slam instead. Much more satisfying.
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My best friend's a huge fan of the books. He just finished watching this and sent me 40 angry messages. The term "POS" was used like 60 times. He wants to burn things.
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I have a feeling this movie is going to be WAY better for non-fanboi's.
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I'm not sure why the movie is getting such piss poor reviews. It was good and rather fun. I'm not sure why it was only 95 mins long. The seriously minimized and somewhat nonsensical plot really would've benefited from another half hour. Time to breathe and create a world.
I only read two or three of the books, and that was over ten years ago. Anyone have any remarks about how they relate to the books or where a sequel might go?
I only read two or three of the books, and that was over ten years ago. Anyone have any remarks about how they relate to the books or where a sequel might go?
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Does the generally negative critical and box office reaction to this mean the TV series is dead?
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Steve Albini wrote:Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.
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They always say that until after the home video release...it's dead.
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Saw it today. It's a 95 minute action movie spanning worlds, with an epic backdrop. I have not read any of the 8 books. I think it was both well acted and well produced. However, the story wasn't given any time to breathe or develop. Some of the more serious scenes even made me chuckle a little to myself (the boy is strong with the shine). It felt a bit like a movie that was loosely inspired by a lot of other movies, especially young adult movies, more than something that came from a series of books. All in all it was worth seeing, but nothing special.
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To the surprise of no one, I thoroughly enjoyed this movie. I thought the main kid was great; he really won me over. Got hit with some unexpected emotion every now and then too (one scene in particular). The relationship between the kid and Elba was effective.
It needed about another half hour, though. The climax was rushed.
It needed about another half hour, though. The climax was rushed.
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LoathedVermin72 wrote:To the surprise of no one, I thoroughly enjoyed this movie. I thought the main kid was great; he really won me over. Got hit with some unexpected emotion every now and then too (one scene in particular). The relationship between the kid and Elba was effective.
It needed about another half hour, though. The climax was rushed.
Legend has it that the original cut was 2 and a half hours. Man, I hope we get that cut one of these days.
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Steve Albini wrote:Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.
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Exactly why I want that 2.5 hour cut. I still haven't seen the movie. But I've heard that so much of the context and backstory was cut.tragabigzanda wrote:I agree about the climax, but it could have benefitted from some more early backstory on TMIB and Roland, too. So much of their dialogue played as nonsensical without any good context.durdencommatyler wrote:LoathedVermin72 wrote:To the surprise of no one, I thoroughly enjoyed this movie. I thought the main kid was great; he really won me over. Got hit with some unexpected emotion every now and then too (one scene in particular). The relationship between the kid and Elba was effective.
It needed about another half hour, though. The climax was rushed.![]()
Legend has it that the original cut was 2 and a half hours. Man, I hope we get that cut one of these days.