I've heard the new PJ album, ask me anything

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Sgt. Crackpot wrote:
FredPJ wrote:Here's my guess:

1. Kind of cool but disappointing opener
2. Unneeded fast punk song with Eddie barely hitting the screamed high notes
3. Bland dad rock song with nice solos
4. Best song of the album that gets stale after a few months when you realize it was not that great
5. Boring acoustic lullaby
6. Intense ballad with Eddie barely hitting the clear high notes needlessly out of his vocal range
7. Pretty good song, for a song released in more recent albums
8. Cool song ruined by falsetto background vocals from Eddie and a weak chorus
9. Pop ballad snoozefest with cheesy lyrics that only chicks dig
Nice work. It's only missing the 'Annoying B'OB jizz all over everything plus some dumb clunking piano'

10. Track with lazers / imaginary lazers. Easily the worst on the album :arrow:
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FredPJ wrote:Here's my guess:

1. Kind of cool but disappointing opener
2. Unneeded fast punk song with Eddie barely hitting the screamed high notes
3. Bland dad rock song with nice solos
4. Best song of the album that gets stale after a few months when you realize it was not that great
5. Boring acoustic lullaby
6. Intense ballad with Eddie barely hitting the clear high notes needlessly out of his vocal range
7. Pretty good song, for a song released in more recent albums
8. Cool song ruined by falsetto background vocals from Eddie and a weak chorus
9. Pop ballad snoozefest with cheesy lyrics that only chicks dig
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OmegaprimeVKM wrote:
Sgt. Crackpot wrote:
FredPJ wrote:Here's my guess:

1. Kind of cool but disappointing opener
2. Unneeded fast punk song with Eddie barely hitting the screamed high notes
3. Bland dad rock song with nice solos
4. Best song of the album that gets stale after a few months when you realize it was not that great
5. Boring acoustic lullaby
6. Intense ballad with Eddie barely hitting the clear high notes needlessly out of his vocal range
7. Pretty good song, for a song released in more recent albums
8. Cool song ruined by falsetto background vocals from Eddie and a weak chorus
9. Pop ballad snoozefest with cheesy lyrics that only chicks dig
Nice work. It's only missing the 'Annoying B'OB jizz all over everything plus some dumb clunking piano'

10. Track with lazers / imaginary lazers. Easily the worst on the album :arrow:
11. Love song on Eddie's favorite old acoustic guitar, accompanied by BoB on the Casio and Matt on the shakers
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hlniv wrote:
OmegaprimeVKM wrote:
Sgt. Crackpot wrote:
FredPJ wrote:Here's my guess:

1. Kind of cool but disappointing opener
2. Unneeded fast punk song with Eddie barely hitting the screamed high notes
3. Bland dad rock song with nice solos
4. Best song of the album that gets stale after a few months when you realize it was not that great
5. Boring acoustic lullaby
6. Intense ballad with Eddie barely hitting the clear high notes needlessly out of his vocal range
7. Pretty good song, for a song released in more recent albums
8. Cool song ruined by falsetto background vocals from Eddie and a weak chorus
9. Pop ballad snoozefest with cheesy lyrics that only chicks dig
Nice work. It's only missing the 'Annoying B'OB jizz all over everything plus some dumb clunking piano'

10. Track with lazers / imaginary lazers. Easily the worst on the album :arrow:
11. Love song on Eddie's favorite old acoustic guitar, accompanied by BoB on the Casio and Matt on the shakers
I can seem Matt now, looking like a big goof with a massive grin, shaking his shakers.
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they should just record another album with Neil Young
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96583UP wrote:they should just record another album with Neil Young
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don't have time to answer all of the qs but will answer a few
How does Eddie sound?
awful
Is Mike present in a lot of the songs?
no solos at all on this album
on average how long is each song?
average length of songs is 2:50
Is there a lot of Brendan O'Brien on this album?
yes lots of piano, strings .
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This is gonna be great.

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Guest artists?
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B wrote:Guest artists?
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Do they use Matt at his full potential??
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joostone wrote:Do they use Matt at his full potential??
I can answer that! The whole album is 250 BPM.
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B wrote:
joostone wrote:Do they use Matt at his full potential??
I can answer that! The whole album is 250 BPM.
Jeff's fingers are gonna fall off on the tour.
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it wont matter bc BOB's plinking Casio will be turned up so loud you won't be able to distinguish anyone else's contributions
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Bring Back Boom!
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