Here comes the story of the hurricane
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Here comes the story of the hurricane
Best case is that this thread is a big pile of nothing.
But.
But.
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Re: Here comes the story of the hurricane
Love playing around with the NOAA hurricane tracker: http://www.nhc.noaa.gov
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Re: Here comes the story of the hurricane
Looks like some place is going to get a bunch of rain dumped on them; flooding is going to be more of a concern than anything.
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Re: Here comes the story of the hurricane
It sounds like conditions are right for it to potentially reach category 3 or 4.
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Re: Here comes the story of the hurricane
As the resident amateur storm chaser, I'd recommend everyone in the line of fire get the fuck out of the way.
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uh oh - this puts BOB's Corpus Christi bayside condo squarely in Harvey's sites ... i hope he got his Miata out in time.
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Re: Here comes the story of the hurricane
It's moving slow enough.McParadigm wrote:It sounds like conditions are right for it to potentially reach category 3 or 4.
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This sentence is like a personality test.
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Re: Here comes the story of the hurricane
Quick folks, how do we make this racial? What are the demographics of the areas likely to be hit hardest?
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It really blew up quickly; some parts of Texas are going to get pounded.
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Re: Here comes the story of the hurricane
Someone get Jim Ross to the Weather Channel, stat.
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Re: Here comes the story of the hurricane
I'm sure the immediate politics of this will be centered around federal response quality and climate change. Then, long weeks of slow updates as the area becomes incrementally accessible again on the ground.simple schoolboy wrote:Quick folks, how do we make this racial? What are the demographics of the areas likely to be hit hardest?
Or it could be that, like with Sandy, Republican politicians will work to prevent disaster support funds for those impacted, and we will be talking about that.
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Re: Here comes the story of the hurricane
Nvmd guys zoomed out and it doesn't seem so bad


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Re: Here comes the story of the hurricane
I'm trying to make light but for real this is how we lost Jurassic Park
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Re: Here comes the story of the hurricane
FUCK ICE
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ALMcParadigm wrote:I'm trying to make light but for real this is how we lost Jurassic Park
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I think my apartment was the only one in West Houston damaged by Rita. What a shithole that place was.
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i think part of you enjoys living in shitholes....burtBurtReynolds wrote:I think my apartment was the only one in West Houston damaged by Rita. What a shithole that place was.
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I'm good at finding them.doug rr wrote:i think part of you enjoys living in shitholes....burtBurtReynolds wrote:I think my apartment was the only one in West Houston damaged by Rita. What a shithole that place was.
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Re: Here comes the story of the hurricane
Well it was nice having a Texas.
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