Re: Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom
Posted: Wed September 18, 2019 12:57 am
Be realistic, Strat. That was never gonna happen.Strat wrote:They should have stopped after the first one, B.
Red Mosquito
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Re: Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom
Posted: Tue August 18, 2020 5:13 pm
I watched this movie with my nephew this morning and it might be the worst movie I've ever seen. Completely soulless and the plot is ridiculously stupid.
It's incredible that they managed to make a movie worse than Jurassic World, but JWFK makes it look like Citizen Kane.
-5 stars. Please God don't let them make another one.
It's incredible that they managed to make a movie worse than Jurassic World, but JWFK makes it look like Citizen Kane.
-5 stars. Please God don't let them make another one.
Re: Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom
Posted: Tue August 18, 2020 5:22 pm
Steve Albini wrote:Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.
Re: Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom
Posted: Tue August 18, 2020 5:26 pm
He was hilarious in Parks and Rec but it was such a small thing he did very well. He played lovably stupid and it was great. But yeah, he's no Harrison Ford.
Re: Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom
Posted: Tue August 18, 2020 5:29 pm
I watched this almost 2 years ago, so I don't have the numbers in front of me or in my recent memory, but I recall being most taken out of the movie during the dinosaur auction scene because the prices they were selling for were way too low. I believe people were paying less than a billion dollars for a dinosaur. I feel like they would each go for $10b easily.
Re: Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom
Posted: Tue August 18, 2020 5:40 pm
Steve Albini wrote:Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.
Re: Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom
Posted: Tue August 18, 2020 5:45 pm
Totally. He should've gone the comedy route. Not action star bro route. 
Ron Swanson would've been a better action star than him. Bad career path choice.
Ron Swanson would've been a better action star than him. Bad career path choice.
Re: Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom
Posted: Tue August 18, 2020 5:56 pm
Steve Albini wrote:Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.
Re: Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom
Posted: Tue August 18, 2020 5:58 pm
and that is your gift to me, RM brethre
Re: Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom
Posted: Tue August 18, 2020 6:01 pm
Steve Albini wrote:Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.
Re: Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom
Posted: Tue August 18, 2020 6:04 pm
wow
Re: Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom
Posted: Tue August 18, 2020 6:48 pm
Fallen Kingdom works better as a Mario Odyssey level