Come to Sand, Knock on the Sand: The Misheard Lyrics Thread

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harmless wrote:I'm gonna shake this thing,
I'm gonna shake this thing
before I retire.
100% thought those were the lyrics.

I just realised in RVM he's saying "enmity gauged" not "empty gaze"
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stupidmop wrote:
harmless wrote:I'm gonna shake this thing,
I'm gonna shake this thing
before I retire.
100% thought those were the lyrics.

I just realised in RVM he's saying "enmity gauged" not "empty gaze"
I thought it was "enmity gays".
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stupidmop wrote:
harmless wrote:I'm gonna shake this thing,
I'm gonna shake this thing
before I retire.
100% thought those were the lyrics.

I just realised in RVM he's saying "enmity gauged" not "empty gaze"
He probably does say empty gaze in concert.
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EJ wrote:
stupidmop wrote:
harmless wrote:I'm gonna shake this thing,
I'm gonna shake this thing
before I retire.
100% thought those were the lyrics.

I just realised in RVM he's saying "enmity gauged" not "empty gaze"
He probably does say empty gaze in concert.
:?:
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harmless wrote:
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Just listening to Spenno's 'Black Market Avocado' and came across this doozy:

"Make myself a pact, not to shut those underpants just for today... I am free"
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Y'know, I bet those were Mike's original lyrics before Ed modified them.


Mike's make more sense, and are clearly more honest.
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Once, oh party time! I can't control myself.
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guitar_davey wrote:Once, oh party time! I can't control myself.
"Let's not party!"-comatose
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guitar_davey wrote:Once, oh party time! I can't control myself.
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warehouse wrote:
guitar_davey wrote:Once, oh party time! I can't control myself.
"Let's not party!"-comatose
Next stop fartin'!
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:haha:
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guitar_davey wrote:
warehouse wrote:
guitar_davey wrote:Once, oh party time! I can't control myself.
"Let's not party!"-comatose
Next stop fartin'!
Feel it rising
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I listened to Lightning Bolt today.

From "Infallible":
"Put your faith in big hens."
"All good things come to a hen."
"Somehow it is the biggest things that keep on slipping right through our hens."

From "Let the Records Play":
"The hen, the hen!"
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theplatypus wrote:I listened to Lightning Bolt today.

From "Infallible":
"Put your faith in big hens."
"All good things come to a hen."
"Somehow it is the biggest things that keep on slipping right through our hens."

From "Let the Records Play":
"The hen, the hen!"
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theplatypus wrote:From "Infallible":
"Put your faith in big hens."
"All good things come to a hen."
"Somehow it is the biggest things that keep on slipping right through our hens."

theplatypus wrote:From "Let the Records Play":
"The hen, the hen!"

(though on further thought this sounds more like he's saying "the hen, clucking!")
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edit: wrong thread
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