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Many people define as Axl sang well or not because he has used rasp or not, but singing is not only used rasp.
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Heathen wrote:I wish someone from the future would have told 13 years old me what would happen to his bands. Or maybe I don't.
Nah just enjoy the naivete as long as you can.
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bodysnatcher wrote:That's almost as long as stip's Yield review for "Red Dot"
stip wrote:This paper has as aim to demystify something that afflicts many fans of Pearl Jam. After all, what happened to the vocalist Eddie Vedder?

While Edward has a good tone (2nd baritone), it can be stated that most of the time he sang out of his vocal range, often accompanied by the use of a very dangerous vocal technique for those who do not have total control of it, the hurrdurr. Perhaps the biggest mistake of his career was to have used excessive hurrdurr without first studying the technique.

Many singing teachers refuse to teach hurrdurr, because the probability of the student doing incorrectly is very large. The truth is, of course, singing tends to use the hurrdurr through the canyon, when in fact it should be carried through the soft palate - sing with the hurrdurr through the canyon is suicide - but it is very difficult to do it properly, it is difficult to perform the technique by means of the soft palate, so much that most of the singers who used to hurrdurr impaired voice long term.
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BurtReynolds wrote:
Heathen wrote:I wish someone from the future would have told 13 years old me what would happen to his bands. Or maybe I don't.
Nah just enjoy the naivete as long as you can.
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i'm waiting on a 1,000-word exegesis on whatever the hell is going on with the voice of human bass
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McParadigm wrote:
BurtReynolds wrote:
Heathen wrote:I wish someone from the future would have told 13 years old me what would happen to his bands. Or maybe I don't.
Nah just enjoy the naivete as long as you can.
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McParadigm wrote:Oh god. Their April Fool's Day game was to turn it into a Pearl Jam board.

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McParadigm wrote:
bodysnatcher wrote:That's almost as long as stip's Yield review for "Red Dot"
stip wrote:This paper has as aim to demystify something that afflicts many fans of Pearl Jam. After all, what happened to the vocalist Eddie Vedder?

While Edward has a good tone (2nd baritone), it can be stated that most of the time he sang out of his vocal range, often accompanied by the use of a very dangerous vocal technique for those who do not have total control of it, the hurrdurr. Perhaps the biggest mistake of his career was to have used excessive hurrdurr without first studying the technique.

Many singing teachers refuse to teach hurrdurr, because the probability of the student doing incorrectly is very large. The truth is, of course, singing tends to use the hurrdurr through the canyon, when in fact it should be carried through the soft palate - sing with the hurrdurr through the canyon is suicide - but it is very difficult to do it properly, it is difficult to perform the technique by means of the soft palate, so much that most of the singers who used to hurrdurr impaired voice long term.
on the old board someone took my SOTM post for Alive and made it about leatherman (i think). It was pretty good.
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PJ Beach Towels

why didn't we think of that

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hmmm i see now...maybe because they are actually real

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when's the PJ vaginal cup due for its 20 day re-release documentary dvd?
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I wouldn't mind having a pearl jam beach towel
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I'd need to see what the vaginal cup looked like
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picture a vaginal cup in the middle of the sea...
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McParadigm wrote:
bodysnatcher wrote:That's almost as long as stip's Yield review for "Red Dot"
stip wrote:This paper has as aim to demystify something that afflicts many fans of Pearl Jam. After all, what happened to the vocalist Eddie Vedder?

While Edward has a good tone (2nd baritone), it can be stated that most of the time he sang out of his vocal range, often accompanied by the use of a very dangerous vocal technique for those who do not have total control of it, the hurrdurr. Perhaps the biggest mistake of his career was to have used excessive hurrdurr without first studying the technique.

Many singing teachers refuse to teach hurrdurr, because the probability of the student doing incorrectly is very large. The truth is, of course, singing tends to use the hurrdurr through the canyon, when in fact it should be carried through the soft palate - sing with the hurrdurr through the canyon is suicide - but it is very difficult to do it properly, it is difficult to perform the technique by means of the soft palate, so much that most of the singers who used to hurrdurr impaired voice long term.
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would have liked that towel better if they used the old Gremmie Outta Control t-shirt design

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bodysnatcher wrote:would have liked that towel better if they used the old Gremmie Outta Control t-shirt design

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I have that t-shirt floating around in my wardrobe somewhere...
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did they go out of their way to pick a shitty version of this song for this?



eddie sounds like garbage. in 2000, that was pretty rare.
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