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Re: Is Queen Elizabeth II Still Alive?

Posted: Thu September 08, 2022 7:37 pm
by Ello Sailor
+ ur white

Re: Is Queen Elizabeth II Still Alive?

Posted: Thu September 08, 2022 7:42 pm
by Norah
mickey gets it

Re: Is Queen Elizabeth II Still Alive?

Posted: Thu September 08, 2022 7:42 pm
by doug rr
Ello Sailor wrote:She had something like 30 corgis in her time. I don't care what anyone says, that sounds like a pretty sweet life.
remember that time some crazy performance artist guy was protesting her and ate a corgi outside the gates? fun times..

Re: Is Queen Elizabeth II Still Alive?

Posted: Thu September 08, 2022 7:43 pm
by JuanHamm
Mickey wrote:
JuanHamm wrote:
Jorge wrote:I am extremely distraught at the news that this million year old woman who has lived a life of untold luxury might be reaching the end of her days due to natural causes. A tragedy
For me it's sad because she's been queen since my parents were born. She's been a part of my families whole life.

I also think you overstate the life of luxury. I certainly would not want to be a monarch. No privacy, everybody in the world recognizes you so you couldn't really go out in the public at all, lots of boring ceremonial duties. In a way the queen is a prisoner of the state.
Simple brain. Boo hoo I can't go outdoors, it's so hard never having to labor a day in my life because of the fake job I was born into and can never lose. Next week I have to wear the royal blood diamonds to the Exterminate the Brutes jubilee.

Also there was a whole thing a few years back about how unspeakably racist the royal family is.

Classic "no empathy" Mickey.

Re: Is Queen Elizabeth II Still Alive?

Posted: Thu September 08, 2022 7:45 pm
by Norah
just wait til kissinger croaks

Re: Is Queen Elizabeth II Still Alive?

Posted: Thu September 08, 2022 7:45 pm
by Ello Sailor
I think the point is Mickey has more empathy for the people we colonials bent over along the way.

Re: Is Queen Elizabeth II Still Alive?

Posted: Thu September 08, 2022 7:47 pm
by Mickey
JuanHamm wrote:
Mickey wrote:
JuanHamm wrote:
Jorge wrote:I am extremely distraught at the news that this million year old woman who has lived a life of untold luxury might be reaching the end of her days due to natural causes. A tragedy
For me it's sad because she's been queen since my parents were born. She's been a part of my families whole life.

I also think you overstate the life of luxury. I certainly would not want to be a monarch. No privacy, everybody in the world recognizes you so you couldn't really go out in the public at all, lots of boring ceremonial duties. In a way the queen is a prisoner of the state.
Simple brain. Boo hoo I can't go outdoors, it's so hard never having to labor a day in my life because of the fake job I was born into and can never lose. Next week I have to wear the royal blood diamonds to the Exterminate the Brutes jubilee.

Also there was a whole thing a few years back about how unspeakably racist the royal family is.

Classic "no empathy" Mickey.
No empathy for vampires, correct.

Re: Is Queen Elizabeth II Still Alive?

Posted: Thu September 08, 2022 7:47 pm
by Malloy
Simple Torture wrote:Please let's not turn this thread into a space to post all the weird memorials that brands are posting for the Queen.
this would be in the realm of best-case outcomes for the thread

Re: Is Queen Elizabeth II Still Alive?

Posted: Thu September 08, 2022 7:48 pm
by Mickey
Norris wrote:just wait til kissinger croaks
It might be kinda sad, actually. He's been a war criminal since my parents were born. He's been a part of my families whole life.

Re: Is Queen Elizabeth II Still Alive?

Posted: Thu September 08, 2022 7:48 pm
by Mickey
Malloy wrote:
Simple Torture wrote:Please let's not turn this thread into a space to post all the weird memorials that brands are posting for the Queen.
this would be in the realm of best-case outcomes for the thread
This was the first one I saw:

Re: Is Queen Elizabeth II Still Alive?

Posted: Thu September 08, 2022 7:52 pm
by Malloy
Mickey wrote:
Norris wrote:just wait til kissinger croaks
It might be kinda sad, actually. He's been a war criminal since my parents were born. He's been a part of my families whole life.
we will need a ‘us citizens only’ thread option for that somber day

Re: Is Queen Elizabeth II Still Alive?

Posted: Thu September 08, 2022 7:53 pm
by Norah
Malloy wrote:
Mickey wrote:
Norris wrote:just wait til kissinger croaks
It might be kinda sad, actually. He's been a war criminal since my parents were born. He's been a part of my families whole life.
we will need a ‘us citizens only’ thread option for that somber day
germans too, but i guess this could apply to the royal family as well

Re: Is Queen Elizabeth II Still Alive?

Posted: Thu September 08, 2022 7:53 pm
by The Argonaut
I've had my eye on the @CocaCola_GB twitter all afternoon. So far, nothing

Re: Is Queen Elizabeth II Still Alive?

Posted: Thu September 08, 2022 7:55 pm
by Malloy
Norris wrote:
Malloy wrote:
Mickey wrote:
Norris wrote:just wait til kissinger croaks
It might be kinda sad, actually. He's been a war criminal since my parents were born. He's been a part of my families whole life.
we will need a ‘us citizens only’ thread option for that somber day
germans too, but i guess this could apply to the royal family as well
chef's kiss, pete

Re: Is Queen Elizabeth II Still Alive?

Posted: Thu September 08, 2022 7:56 pm
by Norah
thank you, thank you

Re: Is Queen Elizabeth II Still Alive?

Posted: Thu September 08, 2022 8:00 pm
by BurtReynolds
I bet half of you can't even name the Queen of America.

Re: Is Queen Elizabeth II Still Alive?

Posted: Thu September 08, 2022 8:03 pm
by JuanHamm
Seems weird to attach all of this hate to one old lady whose job was dressing fancy and showing up at formal events.

I'm going to abandon this thread now because it's not really my place to be the stand in for this weird anger. You guys have fun.

RIP

Re: Is Queen Elizabeth II Still Alive?

Posted: Thu September 08, 2022 8:05 pm
by Jorge
BurtReynolds wrote:I bet half of you can't even name the Queen of America.
Brittany Spears

Re: Is Queen Elizabeth II Still Alive?

Posted: Thu September 08, 2022 8:06 pm
by Ello Sailor
I thought it was Honey Boo Boo.

Re: Is Queen Elizabeth II Still Alive?

Posted: Thu September 08, 2022 8:09 pm
by Norah