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Re: Things you have an irrational love for
Posted: Mon September 18, 2023 3:45 pm
by Chris_H_2
tragabigzanda wrote:Pistachios might be the perfect food for people in recovery. The tedious shell cracking followed by the salty nutty goodness, one after another…Just a steady cyclical drip of ritual/dopamine.
pistachio cross contamination sent my girl to the hospital about 2 months ago, you f'n monster.
Re: Things you have an irrational love for
Posted: Mon September 18, 2023 3:47 pm
by tragabigzanda
Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.
There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.
There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.
There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.
There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.
There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.
O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.
Re: Things you have an irrational love for
Posted: Mon September 18, 2023 4:04 pm
by Chris_H_2
tragabigzanda wrote:Chris_H_2 wrote:tragabigzanda wrote:Pistachios might be the perfect food for people in recovery. The tedious shell cracking followed by the salty nutty goodness, one after another…Just a steady cyclical drip of ritual/dopamine.
pistachio cross contamination sent my girl to the hospital about 2 months ago, you f'n monster.
is she allergic to all nuts?
peanuts and tree nuts. she went through a trial at northwestern about 5 years ago where they got her tolerance to peanuts up. she's still allergic, but she at least she won't die if she inadvertently eats something with peanuts. but they can't get her in a trial for pistachios or cashews yet because she's still off-the-charts allergic.
Re: Things you have an irrational love for
Posted: Mon September 18, 2023 5:11 pm
by E.H. Ruddock
Chris_H_2 wrote:tragabigzanda wrote:Pistachios might be the perfect food for people in recovery. The tedious shell cracking followed by the salty nutty goodness, one after another…Just a steady cyclical drip of ritual/dopamine.
pistachio cross contamination sent my girl to the hospital about 2 months ago, you f'n monster.
trag is unreal
Re: Things you have an irrational love for
Posted: Mon September 18, 2023 6:58 pm
by tragabigzanda
Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.
There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.
There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.
There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.
There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.
There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.
O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.
Re: Things you have an irrational love for
Posted: Mon September 18, 2023 10:00 pm
by bodysnatcher
Hey trag
- Spoiler: show
- DEEZ NUTS
*points at crotch*
Re: Things you have an irrational love for
Posted: Tue September 19, 2023 5:56 am
by Bammer
tragabigzanda wrote:was gonna try to land a DEEZ NUTS punchline.
Get some material of your own, pal.
Re: Things you have an irrational love for
Posted: Tue October 03, 2023 12:14 am
by spike
how peyton continually addresses eli by his name on the manning cast, like he's making sure his doofus little bro is paying attention and listening.
Re: Things you have an irrational love for
Posted: Wed October 04, 2023 5:11 pm
by Jorge
This stupid tweet
Re: Things you have an irrational love for
Posted: Wed October 04, 2023 7:28 pm
by Ms Harmless
fat asses
Re: Things you have an irrational love for
Posted: Wed October 04, 2023 9:52 pm
by Ello Sailor
Re: Things you have an irrational love for
Posted: Wed June 05, 2024 4:27 pm
by BurtReynolds
Though I'm sure it will make an appearance in the irrational hate thread soon, I've been enjoying throwing this one around lately.
Re: Things you have an irrational love for
Posted: Wed June 05, 2024 4:29 pm
by tommy
Similar to "User error" which I'm a fan of
Re: Things you have an irrational love for
Posted: Mon July 15, 2024 5:39 pm
by BurtReynolds
Lately, I've been taking a disturbing amount of pleasure fucking with spam callers. Just the lowest forms of life on the planet. I really should stop, but then again maybe they should stop calling me.
Re: Things you have an irrational love for
Posted: Wed July 17, 2024 2:14 am
by The Argonaut
Jorge wrote:This stupid tweet
I know this was posted in October but I'm only seeing it now and I think it is very funny
Re: Things you have an irrational love for
Posted: Wed July 17, 2024 2:16 am
by lennytheweedwhacker
BurtReynolds wrote:Lately, I've been taking a disturbing amount of pleasure fucking with spam callers. Just the lowest forms of life on the planet. I really should stop, but then again maybe they should stop calling me.
Nah you're good.
Re: Things you have an irrational love for
Posted: Wed July 17, 2024 2:36 am
by Higgs
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:BurtReynolds wrote:Lately, I've been taking a disturbing amount of pleasure fucking with spam callers. Just the lowest forms of life on the planet. I really should stop, but then again maybe they should stop calling me.
Nah you're good.
I try to keep them talking for a while, seeing how much abuse they can take. Recently I had a dude yell back at me to "take a baseball bat, grease it up and SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS!". I cracked up at that one, ngl.
Re: Things you have an irrational love for
Posted: Mon July 22, 2024 11:56 pm
by Rangi Guy
Loving that the days are starting to get noticeably longer here
Re: Things you have an irrational love for
Posted: Tue July 23, 2024 12:02 am
by lennytheweedwhacker
Rangi Guy wrote:Loving that the days are starting to get noticeably longer here
Going shirtless?
Re: Things you have an irrational love for
Posted: Tue July 23, 2024 12:03 am
by Rangi Guy
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Rangi Guy wrote:Loving that the days are starting to get noticeably longer here
Going shirtless?
Only when working out