Red Mosquito

No poop today, but I think my diarrhea phase has ended.

I traveled for 2 weeks. Every time I travel my crap turns into liquid bc of eating out. Especially work trips like this recent one bc a lot of drinking has involved. Got back home and ate my typical meals that have a higher fiber content. Fixed myself almost instantly and am now releasing perfect cylinders

bodysnatcher wrote:I traveled for 2 weeks. Every time I travel my crap turns into liquid bc of eating out. Especially work trips like this recent one bc a lot of drinking has involved. Got back home and ate my typical meals that have a higher fiber content. Fixed myself almost instantly and am now releasing perfect cylinders

How many Krystal’s have you eaten in one session?

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

bodysnatcher wrote:I traveled for 2 weeks. Every time I travel my crap turns into liquid bc of eating out. Especially work trips like this recent one bc a lot of drinking has involved. Got back home and ate my typical meals that have a higher fiber content. Fixed myself almost instantly and am now releasing perfect cylinders

How many Krystal’s have you eaten in one session?

Probably 8

bodysnatcher wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

bodysnatcher wrote:I traveled for 2 weeks. Every time I travel my crap turns into liquid bc of eating out. Especially work trips like this recent one bc a lot of drinking has involved. Got back home and ate my typical meals that have a higher fiber content. Fixed myself almost instantly and am now releasing perfect cylinders

How many Krystal’s have you eaten in one session?

Probably 8

They have a shrimp poboy now

I miss pooping so much.

no poop for me today.

i might poop my pants today just for the experience

96583UP wrote:i might poop my pants today just for the experience

Ferrari fans be like.

pooping out yesterday’s indian food now and I had higher hopes for this

more work than I expected

maybe better results in round 2

I’ve scheduled my first colonoscopy. Not looking forward to all the shitting the most.

spike wrote:I’ve scheduled my first colonoscopy. Not looking forward to all the shitting the most.

yeah, the night before sucks but the procedure is no problem

doug rr wrote:

spike wrote:I’ve scheduled my first colonoscopy. Not looking forward to all the shitting the most.

yeah, the night before sucks but the procedure is no problem

My buddy’s had two (he’s high risk for colon cancer), and said his ass was raw from the shitting. So raw that he actually woke during the procedure from them probing around, and he had to be sedated further.

I’ll definitely be getting the softest TP around, and probably wet wipes, in preparation for my preparation.

You know how sometimes you might take a bite of too much peanut butter, and you have difficulty swallowing it and it feels like it might get stuck in your throat? I sometimes wonder if that’s how my toilet pipes feels. I’ll do an extra flush of just water to relieve any pain they might have.

i don't normally post here...this morning i drove to the store as i always do to get the daily newspapers and whatever else is needed..i started to drive home and it hit me that i really have to poop..its a 15 minute drive and i'm not sure i can do it..i took a left turn and went to the golf course to use their facilities..i walk in and someone is already using the toilet..i thought i might shit my pants right there..i walked out and went into the pro shop to look at things while being extremely stressed..the man left the restroom and i was able to poop with just seconds to spare...

doug rr wrote:i don't normally post here...this morning i drove to the store as i always do to get the daily newspapers and whatever else is needed..i started to drive home and it hit me that i really have to poop..its a 15 minute drive and i'm not sure i can do it..i took a left turn and went to the golf course to use their facilities..i walk in and someone is already using the toilet..i thought i might shit my pants right there..i walked out and went into the pro shop to look at things while being extremely stressed..the man left the restroom and i was able to poop with just seconds to spare...

The absolutely worst feeling followed by the absolute best feeling when you make it. In that moment of relieved release, I swear I’ve seen God.

we recently hired a house cleaner to come clean bi-weekly. today is her first day. she hadn't made it to the master bathroom, and i was trying to hold off using the bathroom to poop, but like doug, i could wait any longer. i did a courtesy flush and sprayed so hopefully the smell is gone because she's in there now.

dad wrote:we recently hired a house cleaner to come clean bi-weekly. today is her first day. she hadn't made it to the master bathroom, and i was trying to hold off using the bathroom to poop, but like doug, i could wait any longer. i did a courtesy flush and sprayed so hopefully the smell is gone because she's in there now.

It's not. Do you only have one bathroom in your house?

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tree_ wrote:Red Mosquito: A Pearl Jam message board about toilets

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