Red Mosquito

BurtReynolds wrote:Facebook has been recommending gay cowboy groups to me. What did I do?

Spoiler: show

aka Rimmed

spike wrote:Just had an ad pop up for corduroy shirts with plaid designs on them. A middle aged Pearl Jam fan’s dream.

BurtReynolds wrote:Facebook has been recommending gay cowboy groups to me. What did I do?

Vitalogist wrote:Just Insta, but I barely use it. Got rid of FB a long time ago. Curious about TikTok… might give it a try. Are elder Millenials allowed on TikTok?

tommy wrote:

Vitalogist wrote:Just Insta, but I barely use it. Got rid of FB a long time ago. Curious about TikTok… might give it a try. Are elder Millenials allowed on TikTok?

Tiktok is trash. You're better off without it.

spike wrote:Men born in 1977 are eligible for debt relief clickbait

Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.

tragabigzanda wrote:meant to type "reddit" for Chrome to autofill the rest and take me there, but was slamming keys and somehow wound up at Readers Digest dot com. I can only imagine what's in the DF pipeline for me now...

Chris_H_2 wrote:i went onto the olivia rodrigo website just to price shipping on a vinyl release for my daughter and now i'm getting spammed by her machine like a mf'er

Bammer wrote:

Chris_H_2 wrote:i went onto the olivia rodrigo website just to price shipping on a vinyl release for my daughter and now i'm getting spammed by her machine like a mf'er

You never should have done that.

Have a daughter, I mean.

Bammer wrote:Of The Girl Dad

Chris_H_2 wrote:

Bammer wrote:

Chris_H_2 wrote:i went onto the olivia rodrigo website just to price shipping on a vinyl release for my daughter and now i'm getting spammed by her machine like a mf'er

You never should have done that.

Have a daughter, I mean.

right?!? i blame my defective sperm.

Bammer wrote:Of The Girl Dad