Mickey's permaban note is my favorite thing

[Dev]

Joey and Reid deserve each other! What a bunch of freaks on this board!

I've always felt like you and I deserve each other. We're opposites but we're the same. We argue but get along. You are the best of me and the worst of me, dev.

I consider you one of my absolute most frustrating relationships on the board. Just another example of someone I like who doesn't reciprocate.

I'd like to get back on this level with you, dev. For the record.

Me wanting to be friends and you not reciprocating?

[washing machine]

Joey and Reid deserve each other! What a bunch of freaks on this board!

I've always felt like you and I deserve each other. We're opposites but we're the same. We argue but get along. You are the best of me and the worst of me, dev.

I consider you one of my absolute most frustrating relationships on the board. Just another example of someone I like who doesn't reciprocate.

I'd like to get back on this level with you, dev. For the record.

Me wanting to be friends and you not reciprocating?

Yes

[Dev]

Joey and Reid deserve each other! What a bunch of freaks on this board!

I've always felt like you and I deserve each other. We're opposites but we're the same. We argue but get along. You are the best of me and the worst of me, dev.

I consider you one of my absolute most frustrating relationships on the board. Just another example of someone I like who doesn't reciprocate.

I'd like to get back on this level with you, dev. For the record.

Me wanting to be friends and you not reciprocating?

Yes

No chance. The way you present is completely off-putting to me. You are the texas hipster from hell.

[tragabigzanda]

There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.

[washing machine]

Joey and Reid deserve each other! What a bunch of freaks on this board!

I've always felt like you and I deserve each other. We're opposites but we're the same. We argue but get along. You are the best of me and the worst of me, dev.

I consider you one of my absolute most frustrating relationships on the board. Just another example of someone I like who doesn't reciprocate.

I'd like to get back on this level with you, dev. For the record.

Me wanting to be friends and you not reciprocating?

Yes

No chance. The way you present is completely off-putting to me. You are the texas hipster from hell.

I'm not really sure what that means but I'm glad to know where we stand these days. Until next time, old foe.

[Dev]

Joey and Reid deserve each other! What a bunch of freaks on this board!

I've always felt like you and I deserve each other. We're opposites but we're the same. We argue but get along. You are the best of me and the worst of me, dev.

I consider you one of my absolute most frustrating relationships on the board. Just another example of someone I like who doesn't reciprocate.

I'd like to get back on this level with you, dev. For the record.

Me wanting to be friends and you not reciprocating?

Yes

No chance. The way you present is completely off-putting to me. You are the texas hipster from hell.

I'm not really sure what that means but I'm glad to know where we stand these days. Until next time, old foe.

You are the one who dragged all of this bullshit up again! I remember the good times we had. But those times are so dead to me.

[Dev]

I like reid more than trag. But I've had reid already. So Reid is not even a mid-tier pick for my unrequited love.

[Dev]

And saying I like reid more than trag is not saying much because imo trag is an utter turd. I have no respect for him.

[Dev]

I shouldn't put all my cards on the table though.

[washing machine]

Joey and Reid deserve each other! What a bunch of freaks on this board!

I've always felt like you and I deserve each other. We're opposites but we're the same. We argue but get along. You are the best of me and the worst of me, dev.

I consider you one of my absolute most frustrating relationships on the board. Just another example of someone I like who doesn't reciprocate.

I'd like to get back on this level with you, dev. For the record.

Me wanting to be friends and you not reciprocating?

Yes

No chance. The way you present is completely off-putting to me. You are the texas hipster from hell.

I'm not really sure what that means but I'm glad to know where we stand these days. Until next time, old foe.

You are the one who dragged all of this bullshit up again! I remember the good times we had. But those times are so dead to me.

Well if you ever change your mind, the bolded opportunity is always open.

[Dev]

But Ruddo I actually like. All my irl friends are taller than me too.

[Dev]

Joey and Reid deserve each other! What a bunch of freaks on this board!

I've always felt like you and I deserve each other. We're opposites but we're the same. We argue but get along. You are the best of me and the worst of me, dev.

I consider you one of my absolute most frustrating relationships on the board. Just another example of someone I like who doesn't reciprocate.

I'd like to get back on this level with you, dev. For the record.

Me wanting to be friends and you not reciprocating?

Yes

No chance. The way you present is completely off-putting to me. You are the texas hipster from hell.

I'm not really sure what that means but I'm glad to know where we stand these days. Until next time, old foe.

You are the one who dragged all of this bullshit up again! I remember the good times we had. But those times are so dead to me.

Well if you ever change your mind, the bolded opportunity is always open.

when you post your opinions and thoughts on the board I unequivocally cringe.

[washing machine]

when you post your opinions and thoughts on the board I unequivocally cringe.

I'm sure a few people do. Thanks for pointing it out.

[Dev]

when you post your opinions and thoughts on the board I unequivocally cringe.

I'm sure a few people do. Thanks for pointing it out.

I'm so glad I am unfamiliar with whatever "authors" you are reading, because their influence on you is atrocious.

[E.H. Ruddock]

I want to be friends, dev

[washing machine]

when you post your opinions and thoughts on the board I unequivocally cringe.

I'm sure a few people do. Thanks for pointing it out.

I'm so glad I am unfamiliar with whatever "authors" you are reading, because their influence on you is atrocious.

Really glad I caught this post before hitting send on a PM I had just composed full of unsolicited "authors" of books about fatherhood, finance, and gardening that I'm currently consuming.

[Dev]

when you post your opinions and thoughts on the board I unequivocally cringe.

I'm sure a few people do. Thanks for pointing it out.

I'm so glad I am unfamiliar with whatever "authors" you are reading, because their influence on you is atrocious.

Really glad I caught this post before hitting send on a PM I had just composed full of unsolicited "authors" of books about fatherhood, finance, and gardening that I'm currently consuming.

We're all glad!

[spike]

I’ve always gotten along with Dev *shrugs*

[wease]

Good ol’ dev

[Ello Sailor]

I’ve always gotten along with Dev *shrugs*

Brothers in soy.