inadvertent RMer poetry

[Sgt. Crackpot]

Well the world is a horrible place but we are fine.

[malice]

the trammeling of RMer disdain:
a decree by flannelking... for shame, RM, for shame

1. this forum has to be the most fertile trolling ground ever but i would never troll 'true' fellow pearljammers, although i did long ago but was for religious purposes.
2. i've been a pearl jam fan since a month or so after Alive hit the radio. i wear pearl jam pants. many of you are still in pearl jam dipers or onesies. pay your respects.
3. being serious is boring to me and boring to others, so it would be rude of me to be boring to you ladies and gentlemen
4. pearl jam do little to nothing wrong, despite the general consensus here.
5. it's only a matter of time before even the most devout beatlemaniacs roll out the red carpet for pearl jam
6. elvis is responsible for rock n roll, not the beatles. the devil was alive and well long before the beatles existed. elvis's hips were possessed by demons. are you not aware of this?
7. dirty hare was possessed too. hindus believe in too many gods and all of them are strange with strange names. "No illicit sex: only between married couples and only for the procreation of children; only at a prescribed time of month, with permission of the couple's spiritual superior."
8. in my house we celebrate national flannel day every day or at least i think we should.
9. i'm here to meet my pearl jam needs, not to cuddle, but i'd like to be polite.
10. MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

[malice]

I was thinking of trying to do something with that, but it's perfect as is

[harmless]

Malice, that's brilliant. Put a title on that thing.

[malice]

Malice, that's brilliant. Put a title on that thing.

meh, that's the best I could do on short notice. I'm totally open to better suggestions from the experts though

[harmless]

Malice, that's brilliant. Put a title on that thing.

meh, that's the best I could do on short notice. I'm totally open to better suggestions from the experts though

It's a cento (taken from RM posts word for word?) so I wouldn't change any words, but maybe capitalise it where needed like on that first line.

[malice]

Malice, that's brilliant. Put a title on that thing.

meh, that's the best I could do on short notice. I'm totally open to better suggestions from the experts though

It's a cento (taken from RM posts word for word?) so I wouldn't change any words, but maybe capitalise it where needed like on that first line.

it's a single post, rather than a collection of posts combined. is that still a cento?
your thoughts on the title I added?

[harmless]

Malice, that's brilliant. Put a title on that thing.

meh, that's the best I could do on short notice. I'm totally open to better suggestions from the experts though

It's a cento (taken from RM posts word for word?) so I wouldn't change any words, but maybe capitalise it where needed like on that first line.

it's a single post, rather than a collection of posts combined. is that still a cento?
your thoughts on the title I added?

Haha, it's great. I think technically it'd be a "found poem" if it's one post word-for-word.

[malice]

Malice, that's brilliant. Put a title on that thing.

meh, that's the best I could do on short notice. I'm totally open to better suggestions from the experts though

It's a cento (taken from RM posts word for word?) so I wouldn't change any words, but maybe capitalise it where needed like on that first line.

it's a single post, rather than a collection of posts combined. is that still a cento?
your thoughts on the title I added?

Haha, it's great. I think technically it'd be a "found poem" if it's one post word-for-word.

who knew? I've heard of "found art" before, but never a "found poem" although I like the idea.

[malice]

creative-bot

[Sgt. Crackpot]

creative-bot

Yeah, well according to my search results, 70% of Pearl Jam related searches have been people looking for leaks. I don't give a fuck about what that dumbshit Google [Bot] says, what the fuck does he know? Everyone knows his search results are bias towards those bullshit "ad-words" algorithms. My search results are completely organic, nothing to sway my decisions, I'm pure you know.



Why won't anyone us me? Please, just once, for porn or whatever. I don't care.

[malice]

bot agnst

[Jorge]

Off day request for tomorrow approved!


No plans

[Sgt. Crackpot]

Off day request for tomorrow approved!

No plans

[malice]

The world is
so full
of words sometimes.

[malice]

Oh fuck,
i
understand
you.
Im having troubles with a group of people who
takes
everything
so seriously. Everything could be a problem or conflict,


like if you arrive after a meeting and need to send a mail or do another
thing
and
not say Hello with a kiss
for example, they think you have a problem


with them and sends mails to everyone with
you
tube
clips about how the society needs to learn
and
bla
bla
bla

WTF!! ITS A JOB.
GUYS

WE ARE WORKING, RELAX.

[malice]

Knocking someone out and making pretty pictures
is not music

[malice]

So much for the truth. I see any member of the band from the 90's there got.
That goes the band Brad to. See you in court

[malice]

I guess a kid deserves it as much as a man does.

[malice]

I was last in line to get jellybeans from EC
when I was in the 1st grade.