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Re: How do we stop Chris Pratt?
Posted: Tue November 14, 2023 10:03 pm
by Jorge
Maybe I am too much of a Ridley Scott apologist
Re: How do we stop Chris Pratt?
Posted: Tue November 14, 2023 10:05 pm
by tommy
Jorge wrote:Maybe I am too much of a Ridley Scott apologist
There's no such thing. If you don't like House of Gucci I don't like you.
Re: How do we stop Chris Pratt?
Posted: Tue November 14, 2023 10:07 pm
by BurtReynolds
I like Phoenix but he has absolutely no business playing Napoleon here and sounds awful.
Re: How do we stop Chris Pratt?
Posted: Tue November 14, 2023 10:09 pm
by Jorge
Ah come on man don't say that
Re: How do we stop Chris Pratt?
Posted: Tue November 14, 2023 10:10 pm
by spike
BurtReynolds wrote:I like Phoenix but he has absolutely no business playing Napoleon here and sounds awful.
who should play napoleon?
Re: How do we stop Chris Pratt?
Posted: Tue November 14, 2023 10:11 pm
by bart
Jason Alexander
Re: How do we stop Chris Pratt?
Posted: Tue November 14, 2023 10:12 pm
by Anders
Skeptical about Napoleon. Like Cage playing Caesar,.
Re: How do we stop Chris Pratt?
Posted: Tue November 14, 2023 10:14 pm
by BurtReynolds
spike wrote:BurtReynolds wrote:I like Phoenix but he has absolutely no business playing Napoleon here and sounds awful.
who should play napoleon?
Chris Pratt
Re: How do we stop Chris Pratt?
Posted: Tue November 14, 2023 10:16 pm
by tragabigzanda
Steve Albini wrote:Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.
Re: How do we stop Chris Pratt?
Posted: Tue November 14, 2023 10:43 pm
by Ello Sailor
I don't think I've ever disliked a Ridley Scott joint. Haven't seen Kingdom of Heaven though. I'm in no hurry, mostly due to Orlando Bloom's suckitude.
Re: How do we stop Chris Pratt?
Posted: Tue November 14, 2023 10:48 pm
by tommy
Ello Sailor wrote:I don't think I've ever disliked a Ridley Scott joint. Haven't seen Kingdom of Heaven though. I'm in no hurry, mostly due to Orlando Bloom's suckitude.
The theatrical cut sucks, but the director's cut is one of his best movies.
Re: How do we stop Chris Pratt?
Posted: Tue November 14, 2023 10:52 pm
by BurtReynolds
That last Alien movie certainly sucked ass. Gucci wasn't very good either.
Re: How do we stop Chris Pratt?
Posted: Tue November 14, 2023 10:55 pm
by Ello Sailor
Nah man, Alien: Covenant slaps and bangs. We've been over this many times.
Gucci was "pretty good".
Re: How do we stop Chris Pratt?
Posted: Tue November 14, 2023 10:58 pm
by BurtReynolds
Ello Sailor wrote:Nah man, Alien: Covenant slaps and bangs. We've been over this many times.
Gucci was "pretty good".
you people have a sickness.
Re: How do we stop Chris Pratt?
Posted: Tue November 14, 2023 10:59 pm
by BurtReynolds
He's too old and lethargic in the trailer. Wellington is too old as well! Napoleon was like 24 at the Siege of Toulouse! Get Timothee Chalamet on the phone! He's dreamy!
Get some pretty bois in there! More handsome!
Re: How do we stop Chris Pratt?
Posted: Tue November 14, 2023 11:01 pm
by bart
The siege of tolouse happened during the crusades, and napoleon was like 45 during the battle of tolouse
Re: How do we stop Chris Pratt?
Posted: Tue November 14, 2023 11:04 pm
by Ello Sailor
How will Burt ever recover from this?
Re: How do we stop Chris Pratt?
Posted: Tue November 14, 2023 11:05 pm
by bart
He was short and overweight by the 1800s and basically looked like your average Joe from southern Europe
Re: How do we stop Chris Pratt?
Posted: Tue November 14, 2023 11:05 pm
by Jorge
It is silly to care about historical accuracy in movies anyway
Re: How do we stop Chris Pratt?
Posted: Tue November 14, 2023 11:07 pm
by bart
I would also accept Joe Pesci