I've gotta take a sh*t

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96583UP wrote:monster boxing day dump this morning

just huge

all is well in the world

I'm still waiting for mine. I have high hopes.
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Just an endless barrage of healthy anacondas over here. Praise be.
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tommy wrote:
96583UP wrote:monster boxing day dump this morning

just huge

all is well in the world

I'm still waiting for mine. I have high hopes.
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i had a late day salad will see how this manifests my streak tomorrow

just feels a little greedy these days the girth and length

but i guess it's payback for almost a week of feeble diarrhea
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spike wrote:
tommy wrote:
96583UP wrote:monster boxing day dump this morning

just huge

all is well in the world

I'm still waiting for mine. I have high hopes.
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congrats!
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i am not hitting grand slams the last 2 days like i was before

transition out of holiday meals into normal mode

more salad <wonk wonk>
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I haven't been pooping much the last few weeks, but also haven't felt overly backed up. Took some stool softener yesterday, but nothing
And they say that a hero could save us
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:I haven't been pooping much the last few weeks, but also haven't felt overly backed up. Took some stool softener yesterday, but nothing
Usually takes a few days of that stuff to work.

If you’re looking for faster relief, enema.
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spike wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:I haven't been pooping much the last few weeks, but also haven't felt overly backed up. Took some stool softener yesterday, but nothing
Usually takes a few days of that stuff to work.

If you’re looking for faster relief, enema.
If you're looking for even faster relief, numbersup
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spike wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:I haven't been pooping much the last few weeks, but also haven't felt overly backed up. Took some stool softener yesterday, but nothing
Usually takes a few days of that stuff to work.

If you’re looking for faster relief, enema.
Usually it hits for me within a day and a half to two days. I haven't eaten much today also though.
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I'm not gonna stand here and wait
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Not eating much between Xmas and new year? Baby girl, what is you doin.
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tommy wrote:
spike wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:I haven't been pooping much the last few weeks, but also haven't felt overly backed up. Took some stool softener yesterday, but nothing
Usually takes a few days of that stuff to work.

If you’re looking for faster relief, enema.
If you're looking for even faster relief, numbersup
i don't use lube and finish quickly
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Ello Sailor wrote:Not eating much between Xmas and new year? Baby girl, what is you doin.
I've been eating pretty badly lately and carrying extra weight. Trying to be the best me I can be.
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do situps, chinups, curls, bike ride, and listen to Dave A era pearl jam; every day, and you will feel fantastic and have fantastic poop
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I've taken a few decent dumps in the last few days, but I never had a big Christmas dinner shit.
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Finally. A big ol' cow pie.
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:lol:
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congrats lenny!
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How was your poop today, Lenny?
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