Missing Malaysian Airlines Flight MH370

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The real ad. Means there's some bored sick fucks out there to bother making a fake
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I thought it was supposed to be a joke. It's kind of funny.
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I thought it was funny! I was actually disappointed when I found out last week that the ad was a hoax - it's well done.
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Thought it was real and the irony was a bit funny.

Now I know it's fake I sad that there's that kind of sick fuck out there.
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verb_to_trust wrote:Why even bother at this point?
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I feel that joking about these types of tragedy is pretty shitty.
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Thing is - we don't know for cetain what type of tragedy we're dealing with yet
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back to 0

it wasnt the plane
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This is from a few days ago. Hope it's not an April fools. Supremely bad taste but weirdly elaborate if it is
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It's along the lines of the hijack/sold to slavery theory.
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aahhhhh, the old iphone 5 in anus trick.
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With flashlight AND vibrate, it's really a multifunctional and adept tool
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I want this to be true.
There hasn't been a good conspiracy theory in forever
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His muscle control is reportedly so good that he was able to check his email, text his mom happy anniversary, and waste 40 minutes playing Candy Crush** while the flight was being diverted.
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The battery life of the phone is a flaw in the story also.
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Maybe they were all sacrificed to the Chilean earthquake gods.
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man I hope that doesn't end up looking really distasteful in retrospect
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