Actually, noStrat wrote:So, just like every other movie of its kind?
Movie: Aquaman (2018)
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Anders wrote:I do not have a «neoliberal assessment of geopolitics», so please stop writing that I do.
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but probably yestheplatypus wrote:Actually, noStrat wrote:So, just like every other movie of its kind?
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One of the biggest problems with modern-day superhero movies is precisely how they've surrendered to the stale, pale, cardboard-y TV commercial visuals of the MCU instead of using imagery, design and cinematography imaginatively, as storytelling tools or to create something bright, vivid and beautiful. This is one problem that Aquaman does not have.
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Okay, fine, sounds like they did that right but still "The action scenes were often really beautiful, but the film is filled with rushed exposition, awkward story beats and nonsensical/under-explained character motivations. " is every other modern day superhero movie.theplatypus wrote:One of the biggest problems with modern-day superhero movies is precisely how they've surrendered to the stale, pale, cardboard-y TV commercial visuals of the MCU instead of using imagery, design and cinematography imaginatively, as storytelling tools or to create something bright, vivid and beautiful. This is one problem that Aquaman does not have.
Its like pop songs. THey all sound the same. They hit all the right notes to make you feel as if you were under your comfort blanket and favorite socks.
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I just explained how this is not the caseStrat wrote:"The action scenes were often really beautiful, but the film is filled with rushed exposition, awkward story beats and nonsensical/under-explained character motivations. " is every other modern day superhero movie.
Oh jesusStrat wrote:Its like pop songs. THey all sound the same.
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At one point in the movie someone tells Aquaman, while underwater, that he smells bad. And Aquaman sniffs himself, while underwater, and gags. So Aqua-people smell underwater? How do they get clean? They're already immersed in water. Doesn't that wash off whatever is making him smell bad (presumably sweat)? Do they use soap?
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They might be related to sharks.
Don’t be speciesist
Don’t be speciesist
Calibrate your enthusiasm
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sometimes a movie is just a movie. its not meant to change your life, make you a better person. sometimes their only purpose(s) is to make money and give you something to forget about the shitty day/week you are having
if you put too much thought into a movie then that says a lot more about yourself than the movie
if you put too much thought into a movie then that says a lot more about yourself than the movie
Did the Mother Fucker pay extra to yell?
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Hey, im all for stupid movies and mindless entertainment. Fuck, i still love pearl jam!Peeps wrote:sometimes a movie is just a movie. its not meant to change your life, make you a better person. sometimes their only purpose(s) is to make money and give you something to forget about the shitty day/week you are having
if you put too much thought into a movie then that says a lot more about yourself than the movie
The superhero movies have begun to exhaust me. Its all just compute generated action and bright colors and big explosions. Its exhausting and has become a complete drag.
And i loved them for the first couple of years.
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Ugh this thread
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art amiriteLoathedVermin72 wrote:Ugh this thread
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yeah i'll probably never see this
And they say that a hero could save us
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
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I dont like the character in the comics and this aqua bro DC made for the movies is awful, but the movie looks awesome and there are enough very good crafted scenes for me to enjoyed it in a theatre.
Will i watch it again? never. Did i had a good time? yeah.
Will i watch it again? never. Did i had a good time? yeah.
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what's your favorite comic book movie?VinylGuy wrote:I dont like the character in the comics and this aqua bro DC made for the movies is awful, but the movie looks awesome and there are enough very good crafted scenes for me to enjoyed it in a theatre.
Will i watch it again? never. Did i had a good time? yeah.
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I'm not gonna stand here and wait
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There are many. Superman by Richard Donner, Batman and Batman Returns by Burton, The Dark Knight, Watchmen, Spider Man 2 from Raimi, Captain America 2, to name a few.lennytheweedwhacker wrote:what's your favorite comic book movie?VinylGuy wrote:I dont like the character in the comics and this aqua bro DC made for the movies is awful, but the movie looks awesome and there are enough very good crafted scenes for me to enjoyed it in a theatre.
Will i watch it again? never. Did i had a good time? yeah.
But i would say the batman movies are my favorite from all times, maybe because Batman is my man.
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Didn’t know you and Batman were together, VG. Congrats!
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i'm kinda jealousLoathedVermin72 wrote:Didn’t know you and Batman were together, VG. Congrats!
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I like that it completely embraces the comic bookiness. Neat worldbuilding. Pretty bad at everything else. one of the worst scores/soundtracks in human history. and dialogue. And sound effects. Basically I'm saying watch this on mute.
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Yeah, it was a dull score. I downloaded it and listened again and it's almost as bad as the one for Deadpool.
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This is not the first superhero movie for Jason Momoa, Nicole Kidman, Patrick Wilson, Willem Dafoe and Dolph Lundgren. Is that depressing?
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