Egg Man: The egg thread

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I love eggs no matter how they're cooked...I've been coddling eggs lately
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And as you enter any given room your wife promptly exits?
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Soma. wrote:And as you enter any given room your wife promptly exits?
you must try coddled eggs
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this is a good looking egg


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doug rr wrote:this is a good looking egg


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doug rr wrote:this is a good looking egg


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that glass of wine is a good looking egg--just move the gravy out of the way
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doug, walk me through soft boiling and egg for a plebeian raman I'm working on.
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surface the north wrote:doug, walk me through soft boiling and egg for a plebeian raman I'm working on.

if you dont have an egg pricker a safety pin will work fine..you're at sea level so no more than 5 minutes in boiling water..add salt to the water obviously...push the pin through the wide end of the egg and immerse in boiling water
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Immerse with puncture before or after the five minute bath? And for how long?

I only have one shot at this today before I'm eggless.
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surface the north wrote:Immerse before or after the five minute bath? And for how long?

I only have one shot at this today before I'm eggless.
get the water boiling then put the egg in for no more than 5 minutes after you've punctured the fat end..then let it cool for a few
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Ah, thank you for the clarification.

Now, to find a safety pin. This raman is going to be a meal fit for a machine.
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post a pic if you can..curious to see if the egg reached the perfect soft yellow yolk and firm white
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I've never liked boiled eggs, be they hard or soft.
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Sometimes a runny yolk can be the clinching piece to a great meal. Other times, just the mere thought of a runny yolk, can induce dry heaving.
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I doubt I am puncturing all the way through to the yolk, amirite?
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cutuphalfdead wrote:I've never liked boiled eggs, be they hard or soft.
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I went to a local coffee shop called South Coast Roast, and had an egg and bacon bagel. The scrambled egg was the best I'd ever eaten outside my house, I think. Nice, slightly underdone, soft and loose scrambled eggs. Yum.
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surface the north wrote:I doubt I am puncturing all the way through to the yolk, amirite?
just a poke is fine
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Couldn't get those whites the consistency that I wanted. Next time, I'll try seven minutes. Such is the plight of electric stoving.

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