Red Mosquito

run2death wrote:

Monkey_Driven wrote:

run2death wrote:

Monkey_Driven wrote:The Joy Cons are perfectly competent controllers for handheld mode or multiplayer, but the Pro Controller is superior in almost every way.

wrong

Do you have tiny hands?

Also the locking mechanism on my left joy con has been wonky since month two of owning the system. It's a really common problem.

I have boney hands.

I like the button layout on the Joy-Cons, the responsiveness of analog sticks and particularly LOVE the feeling of the Z triggers.

I've had no problems with the locking mechanism.

Can we at least agree that using one Joy-Con as a tiny controller is not a viable long term controller option?

Hand size has everything to do with this. I guess we all learned more about each others' penis sizes, too.

I can definitely see if you have gross meat hooks for hands that the Joy-Cons would be a problem.

tree_ wrote:Hand size has everything to do with this. I guess we all learned more about each others' penis sizes, too.

Finger length ratio indicates penis size, not hand size.

My fingers are girthy.

tree_ wrote:Hand size has everything to do with this. I guess we all learned more about each others' penis sizes, too.

whatever makes you feel better about yourself, brah

I've only had it for two days and have only played Mario Odyssey but the detached Joy Cons are great. It's like a better version of the wii nunchuck. I suspect it'll be great for Mario Kart as well.

And I can confirm Pete has a bigger-than-average penis.

tree_ wrote:My fingers are girthy.

what model is your pickup truck bro?

girthy

cutuphalfdead wrote:I've only had it for two days and have only played Mario Odyssey but the detached Joy Cons are great. It's like a better version of the wii nunchuck. I suspect it'll be great for Mario Kart as well.

Are you using the slip grips thingies with the straps?

Monkey_Driven wrote:

cutuphalfdead wrote:I've only had it for two days and have only played Mario Odyssey but the detached Joy Cons are great. It's like a better version of the wii nunchuck. I suspect it'll be great for Mario Kart as well.

Are you using the slip grips thingies with the straps?

of course not

cutuphalfdead wrote:

Monkey_Driven wrote:

cutuphalfdead wrote:I've only had it for two days and have only played Mario Odyssey but the detached Joy Cons are great. It's like a better version of the wii nunchuck. I suspect it'll be great for Mario Kart as well.

Are you using the slip grips thingies with the straps?

of course not

Haha, I find they help minimize hand cramps for extended play sessions. Otherwise, they are kind of silly.

Playing Breath of the Wild with the Pro Controller now. This is good stuff.

There ya go pal

cutuphalfdead wrote:Playing Breath of the Wild with the Pro Controller now. This is good stuff.

I'm so happy for you. What a great starter pack of games.

Pretty tempted to get Diablo III: Eternal Collection, looks like a shitload of bang for the buck.

I can't stop playing Breath of the Wild.

cutuphalfdead wrote:I can't stop playing Breath of the Wild.

So much fun. I used to make up things to accomplish in my head. My favorite one that was really fun was finding all of the shrines. Still haven't found all 900+ korok seeds

E.H. Ruddock wrote:

cutuphalfdead wrote:I can't stop playing Breath of the Wild.

So much fun. I used to make up things to accomplish in my head. My favorite one that was really fun was finding all of the shrines. Still haven't found all 900+ korok seeds

I didn't use a guide to find all the shrines and it was probably the most fun I've ever had with an open world game. Just exploring every nook and cranny of the map. I can't wait to replay the whole thing in another year or two.