Red Mosquito

BurtReynolds wrote:

tree_ wrote:How old? Why was she there?

Twenties. Pretty sure she just got wasted. She seemed alert and ok once she came to. Think this isn't the first time it has happened.

It’s the “nothing on below the waist” part that bothers me. Did she not find that odd?

Bammer wrote:Oddly enough most people only do something nice like that if the cameras are rolling so they can get credit, but in this case Ruddo only helps if he knows there are no cameras of any kind.

You must not be aware of my history of helping people.

E.H. Ruddock wrote:

Bammer wrote:Oddly enough most people only do something nice like that if the cameras are rolling so they can get credit, but in this case Ruddo only helps if he knows there are no cameras of any kind.

You must not be aware of my history of helping people.

GD was deleted so…

wease wrote:

BurtReynolds wrote:

tree_ wrote:How old? Why was she there?

Twenties. Pretty sure she just got wasted. She seemed alert and ok once she came to. Think this isn't the first time it has happened.

It’s the “nothing on below the waist” part that bothers me. Did she not find that odd?

She joked about only having one shoe, so I assumed this was a typical Friday night.

BurtReynolds wrote:

wease wrote:

BurtReynolds wrote:

tree_ wrote:How old? Why was she there?

Twenties. Pretty sure she just got wasted. She seemed alert and ok once she came to. Think this isn't the first time it has happened.

It’s the “nothing on below the waist” part that bothers me. Did she not find that odd?

She joked about only having one shoe, so I assumed this was a typical Friday night.

Good god. She may just be the perfect woman for you burt.

E.H. Ruddock wrote:Of course i would have helped her

Same. I would have helped her to some dick, amirite?

Shoe the shoeless

I’ve been squishing peanuts cheeks for the past 10 minutes. It’s oddly satisfying.

Sitting in the surgical waiting room. Mrs Wease is having her colonoscopy this morning. There are probably 25 people in here and I’m among the 4-5 youngest people in here. Every one of these old people have received at least one call but most have fielded 5 or more so far. ALL of them have the ringer volume up as loud as it will go.

last november i joined costco..i never got around to going to one and getting my membership card..that changed today..spent about $500...first time i'd ever been to costco..

Enter: bammer

So last night I was packing my bag for the day today - packed my Gi and all my jits stuff. Then in between finishing up some stuff for work I was playing with the dog - just kicking one of her toys around, and I have no ide what I actually did, but my right knee locked up on me and for the rest of the night I couldn't put any wieght on that leg ar straighten it fully. Good times!
My knee had been feeling a bit off for the past few weeks, and earlier in the day I had been heatpacking it etc.....and ordered a new knee brace. Guess I was maybe a bit slow

This girl I barely know -- the twin sister of one of my girlfriend's friends, I've only met her twice -- randomly DM'd me late last night. She quickly started telling me how various members of her friends and family were trying to harm her, that her trainer at the gym was sending coded messages about her through his Instagram stories, and that she thinks her twin sister is "probably a clone." Ended up on a video call with her at 2 AM trying to calm her down while my girlfriend got a hold of this girl's mother to explain that her daughter was having some sort of mental breakdown. Poor girl

That did not go the direction I thought it would.

Pervert

psychosis

spike wrote:That did not go the direction I thought it would.

Try having twins

Also good on you for talking her down from something, Jorge

Man, my life is boring.

My wife left Saturday for her five weeks in Europe. Until i join her, I’ve started doing little shit around the house we’ve been putting off. Gonna be nice not to worry about that kind of thing once we get back