2014 NFL Season

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Who wins Super Bowl XLIX?

NEW ENGLAND
12
52%
SEATTLE
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48%
 
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Snyder finally appears to get that RG3 sucks and has to go

sadly, it likely had just as much to do with RGpee's rapid decline in commercial viability as it had to do with his inability to improve at pro quarterback

but it may be a lesson to any franchise considering drafting a QB that has never played in a pro-style offense, ever

and a lesson to Subway sandwich management not to focus on rookies

I look at the BMT now in disgust

and not because of the rodent fecal content

but because it just looks like an amateur in a man's game

the sandwich game
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SANDWICHES
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Hey Dez... your team won... CHEER THE FUCK UP!!!

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...such a big, strong, badass whiny little bitch :shake:
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Kaius wrote:SANDWICHES
SUBWAY SANDWICH MANAGEMENT
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Alex wrote:
Kaius wrote:SANDWICHES
SUBWAY SANDWICH MANAGEMENT
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Iholdthepain wrote:Hey Dez... your team won... CHEER THE FUCK UP!!!

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...such a big, strong, badass whiny little bitch :shake:
I was saying to family on Thanksgiving that most football players would probably be terrible to hang out with. It seems like there's a whole bunch of Type A, high strung, ultra competitive personalities that exist. And Dez Bryant in particular embodies those traits in spades.
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Green Habit wrote:
Iholdthepain wrote:Hey Dez... your team won... CHEER THE FUCK UP!!!

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...such a big, strong, badass whiny little bitch :shake:
I was saying to family on Thanksgiving that most football players would probably be terrible to hang out with. It seems like there's a whole bunch of Type A, high strung, ultra competitive personalities that exist. And Dez Bryant in particular embodies those traits in spades.
what's your beef with go-getters?
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Alex wrote:
Green Habit wrote:
Iholdthepain wrote:Hey Dez... your team won... CHEER THE FUCK UP!!!

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...such a big, strong, badass whiny little bitch :shake:
I was saying to family on Thanksgiving that most football players would probably be terrible to hang out with. It seems like there's a whole bunch of Type A, high strung, ultra competitive personalities that exist. And Dez Bryant in particular embodies those traits in spades.
what's your beef with go-getters?
Nothing real meaningful--that's what makes them great on the field. I'd just imagine they'd be difficult to hang out with, that's all.
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And here was Dez's awesome post-game quotes:
Dez Bryant wrote:Fuck no, I do not care. Because I know I’m not doing anything wrong. They don’t know what’s going on. I can’t care less. They ain’t on no sidelines. Nobody’s on the sidelines with us.

The only thing they’re waiting for us to do is take an L so they can talk a bunch of shit about us. ‘Oh, the same old Cowboys in December.’ C’mon, man. Ain’t none of that. We’re going to take advantage of what we need to take advantage of.

I don’t give a fuck who films it. That’s the truth. That’s the truth. That’s how I feel. As long as we get the W, that’s the only thing that matters. Put that shit down. Put my whole cuss words in there. I meant that. We’re trying to do something big here. That’s the only thing that matters.
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are you trying to make this into a race thing?
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Did the Mother Fucker pay extra to yell?
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I think it's safe to say that both Ryan brothers will be in the unemployment line come January.
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Brutal penalties called against the Bills so far. This game is over; you can't overcome Manning and the refs
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Worst GM in football Thomas Dimitroff. Worst advisor to a GM Scott Pioli.

A robot picking at random could to a better job. Willful ignorance.

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Matt Ryan = Mark Richt
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At least the Falcons made the final score respectable.
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No one wants the NFC south, haha.

I can't even begin to understand the Saints. They are a total coin flip. They might beat the Bears by thirty or lose by thirty. I have no idea.
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If you put all of the NFC south records together they form Voltron, and promptly explode.
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If Carolina wins that division with a record of 6-9-1, I would be so happy.
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I'm not a Redskins fan but I miss Jack Kent Cooke. All teams go through cycles but it's shame what's become to what was one of the league's marquee franchises since Snyder bought the team.
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