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Had this fun exchange with my daughter after church yesterday. She had been given some magazine thing while there, and walking back to our car she was flicking through it. She stops at a page that had a picture of a fish carrying a bunch of fish eggs in it's mouth
'Daddy - is this what happened to my brothers and sisters?'
- 'Yes dear, I'm sure that mummy has swallowed a whole bunch of your brother's and sisters'

Wife proceeds to spit out the water she was drinking and start Choking

It was a good day
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Rangi Guy wrote:Had this fun exchange with my daughter after church yesterday. She had been given some magazine thing while there, and walking back to our car she was flicking through it. She stops at a page that had a picture of a fish carrying a bunch of fish eggs in it's mouth
'Daddy - is this what happened to my brothers and sisters?'
- 'Yes dear, I'm sure that mummy has swallowed a whole bunch of your brother's and sisters'

Wife proceeds to spit out the water she was drinking and start Choking

It was a good day
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Stomach has been goofy the last few days should I drink a bunch of Dr. Pepper's
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wease wrote:Yeah. We go to Atlanta Wednesday night for her 7:30 am appointment on Thursday. Cutting it VERY close, but she’ll walk out of the place with renewed passport in hand and ready for Friday
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I experienced a new level of road rage today.

I was ahead of a car by several lengths, and we both merged into the left lane at the same time. Apparently, he considered this me cutting him off. Anyway, after a few miles, he did the usual speed past me and cut me off to let me know he's pissed. But then he opened his window and tossed a soda or milkshake at 80 mph so it exploded onto my windshield. For good measure, the passenger then rolled down their window and flipped me the bird. Amazing… all I could do was chuckle.
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spike wrote:I experienced a new level of road rage today.

I was ahead of a car by several lengths, and we both merged into the left lane at the same time. Apparently, he considered this me cutting him off. Anyway, after a few miles, he did the usual speed past me and cut me off to let me know he's pissed. But then he opened his window and tossed a soda or milkshake at 80 mph so it exploded onto my windshield. For good measure, the passenger then rolled down their window and flipped me the bird. Amazing… all I could do was chuckle.
omg i am glad you are OK

they can go to jail for that

i forget what the charge is

but i remember reading that happening in DC area (throwing soda at a car) at one point and the person pressed charges and dude went to jail

in Florida they just shoot you with a gun
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do you know what flavor it was?

sorry :(
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spike wrote:I experienced a new level of road rage today.

I was ahead of a car by several lengths, and we both merged into the left lane at the same time. Apparently, he considered this me cutting him off. Anyway, after a few miles, he did the usual speed past me and cut me off to let me know he's pissed. But then he opened his window and tossed a soda or milkshake at 80 mph so it exploded onto my windshield. For good measure, the passenger then rolled down their window and flipped me the bird. Amazing… all I could do was chuckle.
geez…glad you’re okay.
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It didn’t cause any visibility issues. Dude appeared to be around 400 pounds, so that drink was mostly gone.
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you saved his life

he was one more sugary drink away from liver failure
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96583UP wrote:
spike wrote:I experienced a new level of road rage today.

I was ahead of a car by several lengths, and we both merged into the left lane at the same time. Apparently, he considered this me cutting him off. Anyway, after a few miles, he did the usual speed past me and cut me off to let me know he's pissed. But then he opened his window and tossed a soda or milkshake at 80 mph so it exploded onto my windshield. For good measure, the passenger then rolled down their window and flipped me the bird. Amazing… all I could do was chuckle.
omg i am glad you are OK

they can go to jail for that

i forget what the charge is

but i remember reading that happening in DC area (throwing soda at a car) at one point and the person pressed charges and dude went to jail

in Florida they just shoot you with a gun
I wonder if I can retrieve a recording of the incident from the Tesla’s records. If I can make out that Ohio plate, he’s going down.
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you mess with musk, you get the tusks
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spike wrote:you mess with musk, you get the tusks
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spike wrote:It didn’t cause any visibility issues. Dude appeared to be around 400 pounds, so that drink was mostly gone.

so you didnt get his with a milkshake but a cup full of backwash :-?
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Neighbors asking for WD-40 when we’re trying to close up shop on our already packed and gone house, barely fitting all our random stuff we still need in one car so we can sell the other today, a booster seat debacle in a busy parking garage at school pickup, a broken patio door lock I had to rig, then the kid spews all over herself in the car. Now sitting at CarMax for an hour while she hopefully sleeps. In this day over yet?
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spike wrote:Neighbors asking for WD-40 when we’re trying to close up shop on our already packed and gone house, barely fitting all our random stuff we still need in one car so we can sell the other today, a booster seat debacle in a busy parking garage at school pickup, a broken patio door lock I had to rig, then the kid spews all over herself in the car. Now sitting at CarMax for an hour while she hopefully sleeps. In this day over yet?
Forgot to add we got an expired city sticker ticket an hour before we are selling it. Expired last month and we didn’t want to pay for a new one, so rolled the dice
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spike wrote:
spike wrote:Neighbors asking for WD-40 when we’re trying to close up shop on our already packed and gone house, barely fitting all our random stuff we still need in one car so we can sell the other today, a booster seat debacle in a busy parking garage at school pickup, a broken patio door lock I had to rig, then the kid spews all over herself in the car. Now sitting at CarMax for an hour while she hopefully sleeps. In this day over yet?
Forgot to add we got an expired city sticker ticket an hour before we are selling it. Expired last month and we didn’t want to pay for a new one, so rolled the dice
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Tried to keep the apartment gate open with my arm and instead it shut on my arm. Had to fumble around with my other hand to get it to open again. Good thing I had the opener on me. Some lady saw me and probably thought I was a real dumb shit.
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been fighting a chest cold finally went to the doctor. got some antibiotics

got so dehyrdated and overheated fighting the chills my temp went up to 105 at one point

intense

then i took a cold shower and advil + tylenol and it came down to 100

always stay hydrated
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