Red Mosquito

Viruses have to be studied to develop vaccines, so this is definitely something to be looked into, so it can be avoided in the future.

Stricter protocols at such labs? Create bubbles that scientists must stay in for weeks/months at a time before coming out? Move all studies to Antarctica?

Hark!

My wife has been chosen to receive the Holy Inoculation! Praise be! It happens TONIGHT!!

AMEN

AWOMEN!!

This schtick is definitely still funny

I definitely haven't been doing it very much.

now we're talking:

https://consequenceofsound.net/2021/01/ ... AvUnS3lz4g

In the latest edition of reality being more absurd than our wildest imaginations, COVID-19 conspiracy theorists tricked themselves into thinking that the electrical schematics of a common guitar pedal were the master plans behind 5G mind control.

It’s literally as ridiculous as it sounds, but here’s the context. In case you’re blissfully unaware, there’s a dangerously prevalent theory abound that the new towers for 5G cellphone service are responsible for spreading COVID-19. In fact, federal agents are investigating whether anti-5G sentiments could have been a potential motive for the Christmas Day Nashville bombing, which went down right near an AT&T building.
This baseless connection between an airborne disease and a cellphone service obviously has real-world implications, but believers are getting desperate to find proof to back up their claims. A few days ago, a software engineer tweeted that people in Italy were sharing an image that they claimed to be a diagram proving that 5G chips were being implanted in the COVID-19 vaccine. To someone who’s never worked on an electronic device before, the crude map of mysterious numbers and letters could be mistaken for anything.

In actuality, it was a blueprint for the interior wiring of a BOSS MT-2 Metal Zone guitar pedal. That’s right. People thought that wires for devastating effects like treble, bass, and volume were from a “confidential” diagram explaining how scientists are poisoning the population with the drug that saves them from a deadly virus.

Lol I saw that. Didn't know they still made the Metal Zone.

spike wrote:Viruses have to be studied to develop vaccines, so this is definitely something to be looked into, so it can be avoided in the future.

Stricter protocols at such labs? Create bubbles that scientists must stay in for weeks/months at a time before coming out? Move all studies to Antarctica?

Maybe don't pay China to do gain of function research? Maybe don't do it in general?

simple schoolboy wrote:

spike wrote:Viruses have to be studied to develop vaccines, so this is definitely something to be looked into, so it can be avoided in the future.

Stricter protocols at such labs? Create bubbles that scientists must stay in for weeks/months at a time before coming out? Move all studies to Antarctica?

Maybe don't pay China to do gain of function research? Maybe don't do it in general?

No man. You can put "strict protocols" in place.

verb_to_trust wrote:

simple schoolboy wrote:

spike wrote:Viruses have to be studied to develop vaccines, so this is definitely something to be looked into, so it can be avoided in the future.

Stricter protocols at such labs? Create bubbles that scientists must stay in for weeks/months at a time before coming out? Move all studies to Antarctica?

Maybe don't pay China to do gain of function research? Maybe don't do it in general?

No man. You can put "strict protocols" in place.

I read that like this:

JuanHamm wrote:This schtick is definitely still funny

simple schoolboy wrote:

spike wrote:Viruses have to be studied to develop vaccines, so this is definitely something to be looked into, so it can be avoided in the future.

Stricter protocols at such labs? Create bubbles that scientists must stay in for weeks/months at a time before coming out? Move all studies to Antarctica?

Maybe don't pay China to do gain of function research? Maybe don't do it in general?

Sure, why not. Half the country doesn’t listen to science anyway.

spike wrote:

simple schoolboy wrote:

spike wrote:Viruses have to be studied to develop vaccines, so this is definitely something to be looked into, so it can be avoided in the future.

Stricter protocols at such labs? Create bubbles that scientists must stay in for weeks/months at a time before coming out? Move all studies to Antarctica?

Maybe don't pay China to do gain of function research? Maybe don't do it in general?

Sure, why not. Half the country doesn’t listen to science anyway.

Its purely speculative that this contributed. There does seem to be reasonable arguments on both sides for why you should manipulate viruses to make them more dangerous in ways that might occur naturally, but are not known to have occured yet.

I mean, we did ban funding these sorts of things not too long ago:

https://www.thelancet.com/journals/lani ... 9/fulltext

My wife, who is highly allergic to beer wine champagne, ect, is experiencing zero side effects from the vaccine.

verb_to_trust wrote:My wife, who is highly allergic to beer wine champagne, ect, is experiencing zero side effects from the vaccine.

5G mind control chips suppress the immune response, it is known.

verb_to_trust wrote:My wife, who is highly allergic to beer wine champagne, ect, is experiencing zero side effects from the vaccine.

Is she allergic to... alcohol?

Rob wrote:

verb_to_trust wrote:My wife, who is highly allergic to beer wine champagne, ect, is experiencing zero side effects from the vaccine.

Is she allergic to... alcohol?

No because she can drink martinis. It has something to do with the fermentation of the other types I think.

verb_to_trust wrote:

Rob wrote:

verb_to_trust wrote:My wife, who is highly allergic to beer wine champagne, ect, is experiencing zero side effects from the vaccine.

Is she allergic to... alcohol?

No because she can drink martinis. It has something to do with the fermentation of the other types I think.

Martinis specifically are confusing because vermouth is just shitty wine that has distilled spirits added. If there are esthers or whatever else that are removed in the distilling process, it could make some sense maybe.

Are you married to a reimagined version of Brigadier General Jack D. Ripper?

I had to Google who that is

Rangi Guy wrote:

verb_to_trust wrote:

Stickman wrote:A new and fast-spreading strain of COVID-19 that made its way to the U.S. last week has now been identified in at least three states

And Canada!

And NZ

And in Perth WA hotel quarantine.

I am sure we have some butthurt coming our way.

Higgs wrote:

Rangi Guy wrote:

verb_to_trust wrote:

Stickman wrote:A new and fast-spreading strain of COVID-19 that made its way to the U.S. last week has now been identified in at least three states

And Canada!

And NZ

And in Perth WA hotel quarantine.

I am sure we have some butthurt coming our way.

Yeah. All the reports are saying if there's any kinks in our boarder policies this new variant will find it