Anybody want a Corona?

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Birds in Hell wrote:
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Strat wrote:yea most cases, it seems, are originally coming back negative but upon further review and testing turn out to be positive.
I’ve read this loads too.

There no way this is a regular flu I’ve been through the ringer the last week especially. But I’m way better now. I’ll take my tim getting to them just as they did coming back to me.
I think you should probably go back as soon as possible, dime.

It’s Friday night in Dublin. I do not fancy navigating A&E at this hour trying to explain I was told to come back in and the number that called me went to answering machine every time I called it.

I’ll wait til Tuesday. I feel fine. Jesus I thought I was dying last week and was live posting it here. I’m over it even if it is that.

Thanks tho
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tragabigzanda wrote:lol @ my wife’s office email:

“Attn staff: We’ve just had the cleaning crew do a full wipe down of office facilities. Join us in the conference room at 5pm for pizza and cocktails!”

That’s a trap
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SXSW was canceled with new cases popping up everywhere. There’s no way thousands aren’t infected. It’s probably a good sign that we have seen little death here from it.
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Hey Dime can you confirm or deny that the covid 19 tests are beautiful or not?
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Strat wrote:Hey Dime can you confirm or deny that the covid 19 tests are beautiful or not?

Horrible.

Blood tests. Loads.

Mouth swabs.

Throat swabs.

And the fucking worst?

Nose swabs


Riiiiight up into your frontal lobe. Like you’ll scream it goes up so far
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dimejinky99 wrote:
Strat wrote:Hey Dime can you confirm or deny that the covid 19 tests are beautiful or not?

Horrible.

Blood tests. Loads.

Mouth swabs.

Throat swabs.

And the fucking worst?

Nose swabs


Riiiiight up into your frontal lobe. Like you’ll scream it goes up so far
But trump said the tests were beautiful
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I was just thinking that we could probably evaluate how thoroughly the virus had spread through a community by tracking how many of its elderly care facilities were affected.
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why everyone is buying so much toilet paper i still do not understand
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This is all I can think about, lately. I know so many people who will die, if they get this. I worry. We should probably cut more safeguards in lieu of tax cuts. Seems prudent.
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96583UP wrote:why everyone is buying so much toilet paper i still do not understand

That’s odd to me too. I have no problems just washing my ass with my hand and just sorting it out with a tap. Clean and done.

Toilet paper always seemed pointless to me
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dimejinky99 wrote:
96583UP wrote:why everyone is buying so much toilet paper i still do not understand

That’s odd to me too. I have no problems just washing my ass with my hand and just sorting it out with a tap. Clean and done.
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look we're talking about a survival scenario here

if supply lines are cut

and we're all just camping out in our houses for months while the world outside decays into the zombie movie we have all always wished for,

what do you need inside the house to make it though?

toilet paper? meh -> i can just wash my arse and hands and be fine

hand sanitizer? do not need that, inside my home

food? need that

medicines? need that

beer? need that
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JFC dime
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I really really really want that dime post to be a joke
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in India they use the hand but then don't wash

and they are doing totally fine

who needs hand sanitizer

i fail to see the linkage
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https://m.facebook.com/522985829/posts/ ... 463770830/

I guess he wants a more thorough invasion.
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what the fuck has happened to my thread
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