Bill Cosby's Pudding Pop & Other Sexual Assault Stuff

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My wife and I would like to thank you for having us over to your dinner party.
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Damn it. I grabbed my wife's ass and got, "I did not give permission for that advance." :|
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My wife and I would like to thank you for having us over to your dinner party.
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Yes, well ... consent for butt grabbing has been revoked.
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My wife and I would like to thank you for having us over to your dinner party.
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B wrote:Yes, well ... consent for butt grabbing has been revoked.
Why even be in a relationship then
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LoathedVermin72 wrote:
B wrote:Yes, well ... consent for butt grabbing has been revoked.
Why even be in a relationship then
Yeah - you guys signed a contract!
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Rangi Guy wrote:
LoathedVermin72 wrote:
B wrote:Yes, well ... consent for butt grabbing has been revoked.
Why even be in a relationship then
Yeah - you guys signed a contract!
The groping clause is important
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The Argonaut wrote:A sad day in the B household
50% sad. At most.
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which trusted household name will be next?

a) Wolf Blitzer
b) Al Michaels
c) Keifer Sutherland
d) Paul Reiser
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Replace "teen girls" with "Pharisees" and "mall" with "Temple," and it's true!
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I hate this country
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LoathedVermin72 wrote:I hate a woman's right to choose their sexual partner
the current draft of the tax bill will actually revoke that right for females with AGI less than $1B
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96583UP wrote:which trusted household name will be next?

a) Wolf Blitzer
b) Al Michaels
c) Keifer Sutherland
d) Paul Reiser
Bob Costas. He had that suspicious pink eye during the Olympics a few years ago.
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EJ wrote:
96583UP wrote:which trusted household name will be next?

a) Wolf Blitzer
b) Al Michaels
c) Keifer Sutherland
d) Paul Reiser
Bob Costas. He had that suspicious pink eye during the Olympics a few years ago.
i was thinking that might be possible... but then i remembered that he is bizarro Marv Albert and therefore incapable of biting a hotel cleaning lady
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shocking video of Matt Lauer engaging in sexual harassment (warning: graphic)

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BurtReynolds wrote:shocking video of Matt Lauer engaging in sexual harassment (warning: graphic)

https://www.facebook.com/complex/videos ... 630y9SPCcc
Wow, that is creepy in retrospect.

Also, the Bill O'Riley interview ... wow.

When he was reporting on all this stuff, was he just thinking, "Oh shit, I've done ALL this stuff. Maybe I shouldn't have given that Intern a giant, double-sided dildo with a note asking to watch her DP with it."
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From ABC News:

Roy Moore accuses LGBT people and socialists of spreading sexual misconduct allegations

Alabama U.S. Senate candidate Roy Moore made fiery claims on Wednesday night about who is to blame for the sexual misconduct allegations bogging down his campaign.

Moore, the Republican nominee, spoke at the Magnolia Springs Baptist Church in Theodore, in southwestern Alabama near Mobile, and delivered more of a sermon than a campaign speech.

He has been plagued by sexual misconduct allegations since The Washington Post reported that he allegedly sexually assaulted a 14-year-old girl while he was 32 in the 1970s.

On Wednesday he echoed a familiar refrain of blaming "liberals" for the allegations. But he also blamed gay people and socialists in an aggressive address.

"They're liberals. They don't want conservative values," Moore said of the people he says are trying to ruin his campaign. "They are the lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender who want to change our culture. They are socialists who want to change our way of life and put man above God and the government is our God."

The comments garnered applause from the church's congregation.
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the government is our God
Well that's not fucking creepy at all.
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