2016 NFL Season

[Strat]

I grew up on Collinsworth voice via Inside the Nfl on HBO. I adore him and everything he brings.

[Strat]

Geezes christ. We are completely inept at converting 3rd downs without the help of penalties.

[96583UP]

minnesota is going to win this game

i hath foreseen it

[Strat]

God

Backup QB

No Offensive Line

Interim Offensive Coordinator

Backup headcoach/Defensive coordinator

No running back. No deep game. We are the fucking JV Squad. Bisexual at best.

[96583UP]

i hath forseen it

[96583UP]

well at least Tony Romo is unhappy

[Strat]

God i feel bad for Bradford. He does the absolute best he can and its pretty great....He has absolutely no support. No Offensive line. No running back. No receivers that can make the big grabs. Just unbelievable.

Our defense can only do so much. By the end of the game they are just destroyed and worn down because they are on the field 80% of the game.

God i hate being a vikings fan.

[96583UP]

that punt return fumble was a real bummer

[Strat]

that punt return fumble was a real bummer

My fucking AppleTV NBC Sports stream fucked off for that. So im glad i missed it.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

wtf was that sam bradford

[Simple Torture]

wtf was that sam bradford

Does the 2-pointer count if someone in the first row catches it?

[96583UP]

what a spectacular no call on the blow to the face

[lennytheweedwhacker]

wtf was that sam bradford

Does the 2-pointer count if someone in the first row catches it?

that's a 3

[Strat]

what a spectacular no call on the blow to the face

Yes. That should have been a penalty. It upset me at first but then i realized we dont deserve to win anyway so....

[96583UP]

Dallas didnt exactly play well this evening

the refs were ticky tacky all game and then kept the flag in the pocket for that one

stupid

where's Dean Blandino

please reassure me

that Baghdad

is burning

your voice it is so soothing

that cunning mantra of killing

i need Dean

my witness

to dress this up

so bloodless

To numb me

and purge me now of thoughts of blaming the refs

[Bammer]

I had ESPN on in the background the other day while I was changing diapers.

The talking head was gushing over the "grittiest player in the league" and I thought for sure he must be discussing Jordan Morris, Clint Dempsey, or some other gritty af member of the USMNST.

So imagine my surprise when I looked over to see it was NFL Live talking about Alex Smith

[96583UP]

whoa







Alex Smith plays for the USMNT ?

[verb_to_trust]

Flag on 49ers for a snow angel celebration because : NFL

[verb_to_trust]

I had ESPN on in the background the other day while I was changing diapers.

The talking head was gushing over the "grittiest player in the league" and I thought for sure he must be discussing Jordan Morris, Clint Dempsey, or some other gritty af member of the USMNST.

So imagine my surprise when I looked over to see it was NFL Live talking about Alex Smith

Stupid

[Kaius]

Flag on 49ers for a snow angel celebration because : NFL

Maybe because the idiot stepped out of bounds and didn't even score lol