The 45th POTUS - Donald J. Trump

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soon he won't even be able to convince Apprentice contestants to join his staff
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96583UP wrote:soon he won't even be able to convince Apprentice contestants to join his staff
Soon? Omarosa quit, and he's being sued by another contestant. We're past "soon."
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Never a dull moment.
But hey, the economy's going like gangbusters.
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His most cautious, reasoned lawyer is gone, replaced by someone who has said he should fire Mueller. John “strike first” Bolton now has his ear. He thinks his China tariffs are a resounding success.

Plz send him golfing now thx
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PS: the DACA deal fell through this week when the White House refused any path to citizenship.
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McParadigm wrote:His most cautious, reasoned lawyer is gone, replaced by someone who has said he should fire Mueller. John “strike first” Bolton now has his ear. He thinks his China tariffs are a resounding success.

Plz send him golfing now thx
Maybe Ivanka could take one for the team
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Bi_3 wrote:
McParadigm wrote:His most cautious, reasoned lawyer is gone, replaced by someone who has said he should fire Mueller. John “strike first” Bolton now has his ear. He thinks his China tariffs are a resounding success.

Plz send him golfing now thx
Maybe Ivanka could take one for the team
I think he gives it to her pretty regularly “for the team.”
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McParadigm wrote:PS: the DACA deal fell through this week when the White House refused any path to citizenship.
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I keep seeing posts that Obama benefited from CA as well, I'm going to have to research that one.
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John Bolton is truly terrifying because he seems like a true believer in all that neo con nonsense.

Most politicians you get the impression they're just saying whatever they're paid to say, but with him it seems like he really believes it. Scary.
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bune wrote:
McParadigm wrote:PS: the DACA deal fell through this week when the White House refused any path to citizenship.
Yet another reason for Trump to veto it.
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Exactly this
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The New World Order is just waiting to get tricked by a cartoon rabbit holding a “Duck Season” sign.
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Maybe they meant get coffee.
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When McMaster gets awarded a 5th star and then gets named to lead the Pacific Front, will the internet be around for our Great Leader to tweet about it?
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I like to think he pulled this tweet pretty much straight from the scripture of John

"Jesus stooped down and wrote in the dust with his finger. They kept demanding an answer, so he stood up again and said, “All right, but let the one who has never sinned throw the first stone!” Then he stooped down again and wrote in the dust.

When the accusers heard this, they slipped away one by one, beginning with the oldest, until only Jesus was left in the middle of the crowd with the woman. Then Jesus stood up again and said to the woman, “You're still just a hooker!”
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