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Re: The 45th POTUS - Donald J. Trump
Posted: Sun April 01, 2018 3:19 pm
by McParadigm
Cabinet member #1: Fuck can we just calm the big guy down for one day so I can be with my family?
Cabinet member #2: Maybe just put Moodance on? That’s a good, calming record.
Trump (30 minutes later): WHAT’S THAT CARAVANS
Re: The 45th POTUS - Donald J. Trump
Posted: Sun April 01, 2018 3:20 pm
by Norah

always go with astral weeks
Re: The 45th POTUS - Donald J. Trump
Posted: Sun April 01, 2018 3:25 pm
by McParadigm
cutuphalfdead wrote:
always go with astral weeks
Don’t start cryin now
Re: The 45th POTUS - Donald J. Trump
Posted: Sun April 01, 2018 3:25 pm
by Bi_3
BurtReynolds wrote:what's his deal with Amazon? His package must have gotten damaged during delivery and that set him off. 98% chance.
Amazon is dominating markets left and right, any good populist would go after them.
Re: The 45th POTUS - Donald J. Trump
Posted: Sun April 01, 2018 3:26 pm
by LetMeSleep
cutuphalfdead wrote:
always go with astral weeks
except the joke wouldn't work.
Re: The 45th POTUS - Donald J. Trump
Posted: Sun April 01, 2018 3:37 pm
by McParadigm
Bi_3 wrote:BurtReynolds wrote:what's his deal with Amazon? His package must have gotten damaged during delivery and that set him off. 98% chance.
Amazon is dominating markets left and right, any good populist would go after them.
I’m sure it has nothing to do with the Washington Post...
Re: The 45th POTUS - Donald J. Trump
Posted: Sun April 01, 2018 7:35 pm
by B
When did we start demanding that the post office turn a profit? UPS and FedEx are super expensive. I'm alright with my tax dollars carrying the post office a bit if I can send my mom artwork by her grandkids for under $10.
Re: The 45th POTUS - Donald J. Trump
Posted: Sun April 01, 2018 9:29 pm
by digster
McParadigm wrote:Bi_3 wrote:BurtReynolds wrote:what's his deal with Amazon? His package must have gotten damaged during delivery and that set him off. 98% chance.
Amazon is dominating markets left and right, any good populist would go after them.
I’m sure it has nothing to do with the Washington Post...
Yeah, this is clearly why he's pissed with Amazon.
Re: The 45th POTUS - Donald J. Trump
Posted: Sun April 01, 2018 10:10 pm
by epilogue
"I'm super smart because I didn't pay taxes!"
"Amazon should pay taxes!"
Re: The 45th POTUS - Donald J. Trump
Posted: Sun April 01, 2018 10:13 pm
by Norah
"Obama's an idiot for telling the world when we're leaving Iraq!"
"We're leaving Syria soon!"
Re: The 45th POTUS - Donald J. Trump
Posted: Sun April 01, 2018 10:20 pm
by Sgt. Crackpot
If anything, this man has proven that he's 100% consistent in hypocrisy.
You've gotta admire that dedication.
Re: The 45th POTUS - Donald J. Trump
Posted: Sun April 01, 2018 10:27 pm
by wease
durdencommatyler wrote:"I'm super smart because I didn't pay taxes!"
"Amazon should pay taxes!"
Exactly
Re: The 45th POTUS - Donald J. Trump
Posted: Sun April 01, 2018 11:58 pm
by 96583UP
bezos owns the WaPo which supported Hillary openly for the entire election
bezos also owns amazon
bezos also trolled trump shortly after the election by buying the largest house in D.C.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/rel ... 887fb3c704
in the battle of tiny penises, bezos' is bigger
Re: The 45th POTUS - Donald J. Trump
Posted: Mon April 02, 2018 12:12 am
by BurtReynolds
We need to start an RM newspaper to counter all this propaganda.
Re: The 45th POTUS - Donald J. Trump
Posted: Mon April 02, 2018 12:21 am
by McParadigm
Unsure if this Sinclair stuff deserves its own thread but it is wild.
Re: The 45th POTUS - Donald J. Trump
Posted: Mon April 02, 2018 12:25 am
by 96583UP
don't worry it's just an April Fool's Day joke
Re: The 45th POTUS - Donald J. Trump
Posted: Mon April 02, 2018 12:29 am
by McParadigm
Re: The 45th POTUS - Donald J. Trump
Posted: Mon April 02, 2018 12:35 am
by 96583UP
must be frightening to be in as much debt as him
Re: The 45th POTUS - Donald J. Trump
Posted: Mon April 02, 2018 12:10 pm
by Bi_3
96583UP wrote:bezos owns the WaPo which supported Hillary openly for the entire election
bezos also owns amazon
bezos also trolled trump shortly after the election by buying the largest house in D.C.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/rel ... 887fb3c704
in the battle of tiny penises, bezos' is bigger
This.
Also:

Re: The 45th POTUS - Donald J. Trump
Posted: Mon April 02, 2018 12:58 pm
by McParadigm
Or maybe it’s just a tool someone else is using...a topic they know upsets him, which they can use to guide him to a decision they want made.