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Re: Election 2020

Posted: Mon January 04, 2021 11:12 pm
by Self
96583UP wrote:
Self wrote:
96583UP wrote:i wonder if he has ever prepared a meal for himself
Really?
yes he’s a fancy boy

does he even know how to boil water?

toast bread?

substitute red miso paste and mirin for soy?
He has never even reheated something.

Re: Election 2020

Posted: Mon January 04, 2021 11:12 pm
by Simple Torture
tragabigzanda wrote:
Simple Torture wrote:What would be the best song for them to pump into the White House on loudspeakers?
Beck “Loser”
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Re: Election 2020

Posted: Mon January 04, 2021 11:14 pm
by 96583UP
Self wrote:
96583UP wrote:
Self wrote:
96583UP wrote:i wonder if he has ever prepared a meal for himself
Really?
yes he’s a fancy boy

does he even know how to boil water?

toast bread?

substitute red miso paste and mirin for soy?
He has never even reheated something.
maybe he would attempt to survive the siege

but die when he attempts to make pufferfish sushi but cuts improperly and fails to remove the fugu poison

Re: Election 2020

Posted: Mon January 04, 2021 11:17 pm
by Self
96583UP wrote:
Self wrote:
96583UP wrote:
Self wrote:
96583UP wrote:i wonder if he has ever prepared a meal for himself
Really?
yes he’s a fancy boy

does he even know how to boil water?

toast bread?

substitute red miso paste and mirin for soy?
He has never even reheated something.
maybe he would attempt to survive the siege

but die when he attempts to make pufferfish sushi but cuts improperly and fails to remove the fugu poison
I'd settle for a stubborn pretzel.

Re: Election 2020

Posted: Mon January 04, 2021 11:25 pm
by 96583UP
Self wrote:
96583UP wrote:
Self wrote:
96583UP wrote:
Self wrote:
96583UP wrote:i wonder if he has ever prepared a meal for himself
Really?
yes he’s a fancy boy

does he even know how to boil water?

toast bread?

substitute red miso paste and mirin for soy?
He has never even reheated something.
maybe he would attempt to survive the siege

but die when he attempts to make pufferfish sushi but cuts improperly and fails to remove the fugu poison
I'd settle for a stubborn pretzel.
that won’t finish the job

maybe change in tactics:

send in some hot cops

no constitutional crisis, because they arent real cops

guaranteed sexy results

Re: Election 2020

Posted: Mon January 04, 2021 11:33 pm
by spike
Strat wrote:This is a more likely scenario:

https://www.heraldscotland.com/news/189 ... erry-trip/
Speculation is mounting that US President Donald Trump could be planning to snub the inauguration of successor Joe Biden - by flying to Scotland.

President Trump has made no secret of his disdain for his election loss, and continues to dispute the result which saw his Democratic challenger elected to the White House by a record margin of votes.

Now Prestwick Airport has been told to expect the arrival of a US military Boeing 757 aircraft which has been occasionally used by Trump, on January 19 – the day before Mr Biden takes over.
radio silence for 6 months... trump finally surfaces from a cabin in the highlands with full grizzly beard looking like an old ship captain

Re: Election 2020

Posted: Mon January 04, 2021 11:36 pm
by doug rr
96583UP wrote:i wonder if he has ever prepared a meal for himself
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Re: Election 2020

Posted: Mon January 04, 2021 11:38 pm
by Bi_3
spike wrote:
Strat wrote:This is a more likely scenario:

https://www.heraldscotland.com/news/189 ... erry-trip/
Speculation is mounting that US President Donald Trump could be planning to snub the inauguration of successor Joe Biden - by flying to Scotland.

President Trump has made no secret of his disdain for his election loss, and continues to dispute the result which saw his Democratic challenger elected to the White House by a record margin of votes.

Now Prestwick Airport has been told to expect the arrival of a US military Boeing 757 aircraft which has been occasionally used by Trump, on January 19 – the day before Mr Biden takes over.
radio silence for 6 months... trump finally surfaces from a cabin in the highlands with full grizzly beard looking like an old ship captain

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Re: Election 2020

Posted: Mon January 04, 2021 11:40 pm
by 96583UP
ohhhh shit- you know what this means
WASHINGTON — The leader of the Proud Boys, the far-right group that has vocally supported President Trump’s efforts to overturn the election results, was arrested on Monday on charges of destruction of property after he arrived in Washington to protest the congressional certification of the election later this week, according to a person familiar with the matter.

Enrique Tarrio, the chairman of the Proud Boys, was arrested by Metropolitan Police on suspicion of burning a Black Lives Matter banner torn from a historic Black church in Washington during protests last month that led to several violent clashes, including stabbings, around the city.
we can finally merge the BLM, Protest, White Nationalism, and Election 2020 threads all into one

Re: Election 2020

Posted: Mon January 04, 2021 11:41 pm
by tragabigzanda
FUCK ICE

Re: Election 2020

Posted: Mon January 04, 2021 11:42 pm
by 96583UP
doug rr wrote:
96583UP wrote:i wonder if he has ever prepared a meal for himself
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:throwup:

Re: Election 2020

Posted: Mon January 04, 2021 11:44 pm
by spike
96583UP wrote:ohhhh shit- you know what this means
WASHINGTON — The leader of the Proud Boys, the far-right group that has vocally supported President Trump’s efforts to overturn the election results, was arrested on Monday on charges of destruction of property after he arrived in Washington to protest the congressional certification of the election later this week, according to a person familiar with the matter.

Enrique Tarrio, the chairman of the Proud Boys, was arrested by Metropolitan Police on suspicion of burning a Black Lives Matter banner torn from a historic Black church in Washington during protests last month that led to several violent clashes, including stabbings, around the city.
we can finally merge the BLM, Protest, White Nationalism, and Election 2020 threads all into one
figure out a way to make this jpg the new thread title

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Re: Election 2020

Posted: Mon January 04, 2021 11:50 pm
by 96583UP
spike wrote:
96583UP wrote:ohhhh shit- you know what this means
WASHINGTON — The leader of the Proud Boys, the far-right group that has vocally supported President Trump’s efforts to overturn the election results, was arrested on Monday on charges of destruction of property after he arrived in Washington to protest the congressional certification of the election later this week, according to a person familiar with the matter.

Enrique Tarrio, the chairman of the Proud Boys, was arrested by Metropolitan Police on suspicion of burning a Black Lives Matter banner torn from a historic Black church in Washington during protests last month that led to several violent clashes, including stabbings, around the city.
we can finally merge the BLM, Protest, White Nationalism, and Election 2020 threads all into one
figure out a way to make this jpg the new thread title

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i wonder if DC has a mega-riot tomorrow

Re: Election 2020

Posted: Mon January 04, 2021 11:51 pm
by Bi_3
96583UP wrote:

we can finally merge the BLM, Protest, White Nationalism, and Election 2020 threads all into one

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Re: Election 2020

Posted: Tue January 05, 2021 12:12 am
by McParadigm
I like that one

Re: Election 2020

Posted: Tue January 05, 2021 12:14 am
by spike
this just in... trump will be converting all the money he's fleeced off his cult followers since election day into bitcoin.

Re: Election 2020

Posted: Tue January 05, 2021 12:20 am
by Norah
solid use of a good meme format

Re: Election 2020

Posted: Tue January 05, 2021 1:42 am
by dimejinky99
Scotland is in full lockdown until February. There has been high levels of US military aircraft activity last while, but hey’re investigating his finances there and that golf course as it seems to be getting used to funnel money.

So what’s his play here?

Re: Election 2020

Posted: Tue January 05, 2021 1:49 am
by B
doug rr wrote:
96583UP wrote:i wonder if he has ever prepared a meal for himself
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Damn it, now I'm horny.

Re: Election 2020

Posted: Tue January 05, 2021 1:54 am
by dimejinky99
The live commentary is just amazing