The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

[Coach]

dad, it would be an honor to poop in the next stall over from you at a pearl jam concert during even flow

i usually don't poop that late in the day, but i'm happy to pretend for solidarity.

you can fake a poop like my ex wife used to fake orgasms

[lennytheweedwhacker]

For lunch I ate chili and a vanilla concrete mixer with Reese’s cups. Let us see what the afternoon brings.

[spike]

For lunch I ate chili and a vanilla concrete mixer with Reese’s cups. Let us see what the afternoon brings.

Should at least be interesting.

[Coach]

grabs popcorn

hopes lenny sends pics

[lennytheweedwhacker]

I feel it brewing, but am in a meeting that will last another 45 minutes at least. And my phone is blowing up. Good times.

[Coach]

I feel it brewing, but am in a meeting that will last another 45 minutes at least. And my phone is blowing up. Good times.

Shit's hittin' the fan, Len.

[spike]

I feel it brewing, but am in a meeting that will last another 45 minutes at least. And my phone is blowing up. Good times.

Shit's hittin' the fan, Len.

Or the conference room chair if that meeting goes long.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

I feel it brewing, but am in a meeting that will last another 45 minutes at least. And my phone is blowing up. Good times.

Shit's hittin' the fan, Len.

Or the conference room chair if that meeting goes long.

It’s a Teams meeting. If I were home I’d just take the laptop to my bathroom, but I’m in the office today :/

[spike]

I feel it brewing, but am in a meeting that will last another 45 minutes at least. And my phone is blowing up. Good times.

Shit's hittin' the fan, Len.

Or the conference room chair if that meeting goes long.

It’s a Teams meeting. If I were home I’d just take the laptop to my bathroom, but I’m in the office today :/

Turn off your camera, mute yourself, and run to the bathroom, Len. The office manager will never approve a new desk chair.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

I feel it brewing, but am in a meeting that will last another 45 minutes at least. And my phone is blowing up. Good times.

Shit's hittin' the fan, Len.

Or the conference room chair if that meeting goes long.

It’s a Teams meeting. If I were home I’d just take the laptop to my bathroom, but I’m in the office today :/

Turn off your camera, mute yourself, and run to the bathroom, Len. The office manager will never approve a new desk chair.

My camera doesn’t work, fortunately. I did run to tinkle a few minutes ago.

[Coach]

was thinking about starting a pee thread but wasn't sure if you'd be down for that

[lennytheweedwhacker]

was thinking about starting a pee thread but wasn't sure if you'd be down for that

I would have so many posts.

[96583UP]

dad what is your typical vegetable/fruit intake like in a given day

i try to get about 3-4 servings combined throughout. honestly, most of my meals involve beans or sweet potatoes or quinoa. i'm sure that helps. i also make a smoothie using baby spinach and fruit or fruit only almost daily.

i have a sweet tooth too, but i can get around that by eating medjool dates (fibrous) and no sugar-added pb.

thank you. i need to get more medjools. i do a lot of black beans. havent done quinoia in a while need to get bacm into that. think costco sells medjools...

[Coach]

was thinking about starting a pee thread but wasn't sure if you'd be down for that

I would have so many posts.

[dad]

dad what is your typical vegetable/fruit intake like in a given day

i try to get about 3-4 servings combined throughout. honestly, most of my meals involve beans or sweet potatoes or quinoa. i'm sure that helps. i also make a smoothie using baby spinach and fruit or fruit only almost daily.

i have a sweet tooth too, but i can get around that by eating medjool dates (fibrous) and no sugar-added pb.

thank you. i need to get more medjools. i do a lot of black beans. havent done quinoia in a while need to get bacm into that. think costco sells medjools...

I bet they do. I get mine from sam’s.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

After the 2 hour and 25 minute call that is set for 1 hour but always goes longer but never this long, a massive log dropped.

[spike]

Great job not shitting yourself, lenny. Big boy!

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Great job not shitting yourself, lenny. Big boy!

Thanks!! It’s nice to feel normal again these days. I’m going to start having so much sex now.

[doug rr]

my wife made us 2 small espressos...I'm brewing

[lennytheweedwhacker]

my wife made us 2 small espressos...I'm brewing

Do you guys talk about doo much?